'Jingle All the Way' Review By The CryptKeeper

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  • OVERALL
    5.0
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals


I am not a fan of Christmas films. I generally find them stupid, and all the same. Usually I don't even bother with them. But this one is different. This one is not just the same old thing about family visiting each other, and all the things that happen, that is suppose to pass for humor nowadays. This one has quite the fresh and original plot to it that you do not see everyday, along with new jokes, not the ones you see in every Holiday movie. It is about a father (Arnold Schwarzenegger) who is always breaking his promises. So Christmas comes, and he promises his kid a new toy called Turbo Man. Well, it's Christmas Eve, and he still hasn't gotten the doll, so he has to go out and try to find one. This calls for some hilarious scenes, and laughs that are pretty much non-stop throughout the whole film. Even though the film is just PG, I still enjoy it, and it is not a kiddie movie. I despise kiddie films, and I loved this one! It is not the adult humor like "Scary Movie" and it's not the kiddie humor like "Kung-Fu Panda." It is something everyone can enjoy. I am really glad there are a few movies out there that maintain laughs without a bunch of crude humor, because that stuff IS NOT FUNNY. I wish all comedy films were like this, where it is not the dumb kiddie humor, and not the adult humor. It's just fun. Schwarzenegger is at the top of his game as the father. This is a completely different role for him, and he tackles it to perfection.

My only complaint with the film would be the little boy. Maybe Schwarzenegger shouldn't buy his kid a Turbo Man doll for Christmas. He should buy him some acting classes. But whatever. Still the best Holiday film ever!

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Comments (13)

  1. The CryptKeeper

    thanks, JohnnyBlaze.

    and yea, whatever, Vamp. lol

    6 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  2. The First Avenger: JohnnyBlaze

    Acting classes! hahahaha good 1 crypt! yeah i liked this movie (second only 2 a cristmas story) an Arnold did a good job outside of his manly roles hes usta. I also liked the captain america poster in the background in the kids room. hahahaha good review

    6 years agoby @johnnyblazetb82Flag

  3. Vamp

    You mean "MY" XD!

    I wasn't joking, though. He did good acting as A KID!

    6 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  4. The CryptKeeper

    and i only meant to put one O in the 'lol'

    ugh, i need to proof read mt comments.

    6 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  5. The CryptKeeper

    i mean to put a question mark after the first sentence. lool

    6 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  6. The CryptKeeper

    Are you kidding> Kid being a good actor? That's a good joke, Vamp. LOL

    and I dont HATE the Santa Clause films, but I dont love them either, i dont like Tim Allen too much. hes ok.

    and thanks

    6 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  7. Vamp

    Great movie, and one of the best Christmas movies EVER, second only to the "Santa Clause" films (TIM ALLEN RULES!) and one of my all time favorites. I grew up with this film, so I love it a bunch. And the kid was a great actor for the scenes that he was in, so I don't know what you mean there.

    Definitely another great review, Crypt!

    6 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  8. The CryptKeeper

    thanks, man.

    6 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  9. SCREENWRITER

    awesome reveiw! I love this movie! I agree, best holiday movie ever!

    6 years agoby @the-screenwriterFlag

  10. The CryptKeeper

    yea, it was a new style for me, but because i really wanted to write somehthing, but didnt wat to make it too long. Thanks MovieNerd, and MovieMaster. but 1.5 is way too low.

    6 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  11. MovieNerd

    Good review. One of your shorter ones but still a good review.

    6 years agoby @nickoFlag

  12. Moviemaster75

    ugh... 1.5 stars for me, good review

    6 years agoby @moviemaster75Flag

  13. The Dark Knight

    OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE 5 stars is perfect.

    6 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag