Jason X: Review By kyle_hannah

Let's get something straight first and foremost, this movie is terrible but if you're like me and enjoy B-Movie cheese you will enjoy this delightfully tacky piece of crap destined to join C.H.U.D, and The Stuff as b-cult classics. That being said the movie plays at first like your average Jason flick the same cameraangles that same creepy chase sequence then Jason is frozen in time and then along with the woman who ran from him are defosted in the future on a spaceships and are in the process of being reanimated from their slumber. The plot itself is lame as hell so it really is your own fault if you decide to watch this there's no excuse you know exactly what you're getting into.

The acting in this film is painfully bad from line delivery to facial expression this feels like a made for TV film on the Sci FI channel probably the worst network around these days. Jason awakes on the ship and your average slasher is what follows hunt em all down and stack up a huge body count which Jason does in cheesily gorey ways often with the victims making puns before they're death for example a woman being sucked out into space through a window screams "this sucks on so many levels" yes it's true i'm not making this sh*t up. The script alone could make Scorcese cry from laughter or sadness lol take your pick it works either way. The whole thing plays out like an extended Andromeda episode (don't find me on this one Andromeda is f*cking awful case closed).

The only way to make this more wonderfully bad would be to have Chuck Norris/Sylvester Stallone/Kevin Sorbo (take you pick) as the know it all tough guy who fights Jason man to man. Unfortunatly we get one of the crew members' sex android who looks about 40-50 in age wearing weird bondage clothing whooping Jasons ass all over the ship which is funny too in it's own disturbing way. This fight scene is shot so painfully terrible it makes you're ribs hurt from laughing with lots of quick cuts and fast motion shot to make this acrobatic, pun spewing android look crazy fast and mad strong and eventually this bitch...SPOILERS!!!! kills Jason.

Fortunatly for our good ol' murdering friend random nanobite things reanimate his body turning him into "Uber Jason" again not kidding that is his f*cking name and he comes complete with a lame mask and armour that makes him look like a Power Rangers villain or a less cool version of Bane from Batman and Robin (yeah that's right). The ending is some lame ass cliffhanger that explains nothing at all and doesn't connect to Freddy vs Jason even though the series creator says they are linked. Sadly where else but a remake do you go after you take Jason to space and have him fight Freddy i'm still holding out for Jason in Medieval Times, or Jason under water we will see. If you enjoy b-grade crap you'll love it i own this turd on DVD and i'm glad i do it cheers me up every onceand awhile.