Jackass: The Movie: Review By Jakn

It's too stupid to call this a doc*mentary, but its so damned funny to care if there's a plot and story. I'd have to say that 'Jackass: The Movie' is possibly one of the funniest and one of the stupidest movies without a plot or story that is not a doc*mentary or mock-doc*mentary. All 'Jackass' is about are a bunch of crazy wack-crack jackasses that do some of the most dangerous, unbelievable, and ironic stunts ever performed yet.

These stunts are so ludicrous, dangerously ridiculous, moronically preposterous, nonsensically price-paying, and retarded, but I do have to say that there are also outrageously creative, comically laughable, and dim-wittedly smart, but not smart to do these stunts. Whatever you do don't ever do these stunts because not many people would be able to afford the damage to their selves, other people, and property, such as a stunt called "Rent-a-Car Crash-Ups". Yes it is pretty damn funny to watch people rent cars, put a couple blow-up dolls in the back seat, start ramming the rented cars into each other, and bringing the car back destroyed running away with the blow-up dolls, but in real life nobody can get by without paying for damaged vehicle and purposely crashing it. That only happens in the movies full of jackasses.

There were some stunts in this film that were hard to laugh at because they are so dangerous and deadly, it's actually more scary then funny, like doing something called "The Alligator Tightrope". It's hard to laugh watching somebody walk on a tightrope with hungry-hungry alligators (not hungry-hungry hippos) close enough to just biting off the tightrope to get something in their stomach, but after a dangerous stunt like that is performed, it's easy to laugh about it, they went too far on that scene though

Most of the stunts are deadly, but not as deadly being scary then funny, only very few. There is one scene with a guy who does a stunt called "Rocket Skates" that is a dangerous and deadly stunt, but funny to laugh at. There is one scene with fat-asses biking and skateboarding, and yes it is something that's hard not to laugh at, but it was also impressive and entertaining to watch fat people doing awesome stunts and tricks on bikes and skateboards without messing up that it makes you want to go "Wow!"

The characters are enjoyable and very amusing. Watching them do a wedgie from a tree saying "I'm doing this because I'm a super idiot" just makes you laugh. One of the best characters is Big-Wee who's the midget and some of the stunts he does some of the funniest in the film. Hiding under a cone wondering around streets with people looking at him freaked out is hilarious. My favorite character that's hardly in the film would have to be Party-Boy that says "I feel like partying" and rips off his clothes dancing with background techno music following people trying to get away from him. It makes me want to party myself (ha-ha, just kidding), I'm just messing with you.

The only thing that gets redundant about the character is they for some reason have their butt hanging out running around naked. It gets over done too much and it does get out, but when they do these stunts it's easy to ignore the nakedness of these dumbasses. Watching them how they use fireworks, or swimming in the ocean with meat, it's easy to not be bothered by the redundantness of the nudity.

Laughter is the great for us people and that is what 'Jackass' will give you. 'Jackass: The Movie' is bazar, crazy, creative, nasty, disgusting, dangerously and upchuckingly laugh-you-lungs-out hilarious as hell filled with naked guys dancing around, crashing cars, alligators, shooting fireworks, mousetraps, boxing, and people running up to others with an electric shaver playing an old theme we heard from a great horror movie. That is what I call "The Shaving" in 'Jackass' and I never get tired of it. This is one of the funniest TV show comedies ever made and I can't wait to see the second 'Jackass'. You will laugh every minute (or less). I triple dare you not to laugh once!