Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Review By dolfinack

Having waited since the age of nine for another Indiana Jones movie to hit the big screen, I was easily as excited as the little boys in front of me in the queue, especially as Speilberg et al had promised a non-CG, roller coaster ride of fun and non-stop action, "With a great script we finally all agreed on".

Well, Steven. What film were you making? Not the one I saw, that's for sure. I left the cinema with tears in my eyes, and I'm not joking. It was so bad, so filled with rubbish nonsensical waffle and pointless plot-lines that I almost left early.

CG was rife, stunts so ridiculous as to be laughable, and the script... oh boy. What a stinker.

All (apart from Harrison and Shia LeBouf, who were both excellent in delivering their awful lines) should be thoroughly ashamed. My faith in cinema is dead.

R.I.P Indy.