Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Review By They call me ITCHY BALLS

Indddyyyy!!!
  • OVERALL
    3.0
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
It was a good show. It met my expectations. It wasn't too serious, but mostly cartoon peril in my opinion. It's a must see for a good summer movie with large popcorn, large Coke, Reece's Pieces, hot dog, and your girlfriend.

The movie tried to stay the same in textured with the last three films but with more action. The Paramount logo is the old one too as with RAIDERS. Good story and it was a really fun ride. A few scenes made me say "sh*t" and a lot made me laugh because the funny situations. It was a good audience to...good reactions with laughter and scary scenes.

I was expecting my multi-plex to be sold out for the showings, but I guess not a lot of people have a four day weekend for Memorial Day. I'm glad I saw it on the day it came out.

Oh yeah, in case you were wondering, Shia Labouf didn't screw it up, he was actually a pretty good actor in this one.

UPDATED 06-17-08: The biggest shame of the latest(last?) Harrison Ford driven INDY movie was having a bunch of monkeys swingin' the vines with Sh*t LeBeef. If they will make anymore, it's going down hill (look, the lastest Indiana video game is a fashioned out of Legos for crying out loud). Spielburger...go make one of your pediofile fantasy movies envolving a geeking boy putting his finger up an alien's butt or something...you f*cked up a really good franshise. You really waited too freakin' long to make a new sequel that we wanted for a very long time now.

Seemed like Spitsburg made the INDY movie for his spoiled rotten rich kids...and not for the real fans.

Uhmmm, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL was made in 2008. Sh*tsburg & Lickus are too nostalgic for the 50's. Hell, the original WAR OF THE WORLDS was more better if you try to put CRYSTAL SKULL in that era of story telling.

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