Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Review By spensq

May 24th, 2008 by spensq
This movie f*ckin' sucked!!!! I don't have ONE good thing to say about it. Second worse movie i've ever seen, second only to rush hour 3!!!!
  • OVERALL
    1.5
    POOR
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
This movie was terrible!!! I'm almost positvie that cgi is ruining movies. Instead of focusing on the story, they focus on what kind of visual effects they can achieve; effects that in several months will look like sh*t because they'll have something better by then. f*ck cgi, f*ck a-bombs and fridges, f*ck ground hogs and monkeys, f*ck shia la bitch, f*ck george lucas, f*ck spielberg for working with george lucas and accepting his sh*ty ideas, f*ck big ants, watfalls, and aliens. F*ck mutt williams and his stupid greaser hair and his goddman motorcycle, f*ck marion whats her last name, f*ck cate blanchet as a vilian, f*ck it all! it was awful! F*ck all their sutpid cgi effects. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps. the movie wasn't very good....in case you couldn't tell from the review.

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Comments (9)

  1. IlikePie202

    and f*ck you for saying, "f*ck george lucas, f*ck spielberg for working with george lucas and accepting his sh*ty ideas" you are an idiot

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  2. IlikePie202

    @Flrep07 and @DuDisNo2w you're right. this movie is just a long comment with too much unnecessary swearing in it. By the way, this movie is really good. be more descriptive. And if it's the 2nd worst (it's the the 2nd worst it's your 2nd least favorite dumbass), than why is it a 1.5 stars? I've seen much worse, like a negative rating out of 5. Horrible review on a really good movie

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  3. spynet315

    Leave spensq alone, he's entitled to his opinion, which is actually spot on. This film should have all of its copies burned, and should be stricken from our memories, and Lucas and Spielberg should be forced to make the movie again at their own expense until they get it right.

    4 years agoby @spynet315Flag

  4. Flrep07

    yeah..... this review sucked.

    4 years agoby @flrep07Flag

  5. DuDisNow

    You're a horrible reviewer.

    4 years agoby @dudisnowFlag

  6. gusdh9903

    honestly, it wasn't that bad..

    4 years agoby @gusdh9903Flag

  7. luis1234

    spensq You F*ckin suck this movie was cool but he getting a little old mambye next time they should call it Indaina Bones

    4 years agoby @luis1234Flag

  8. renodc

    Good review. Short and pointless.

    4 years agoby @renodcFlag

  9. The CryptKeeper

    Now I think I'll wait for DVD.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag