Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: Review By PypeBomb

Jun 8th, 2008 by PypeBomb
Did that DRUGIE-F*GGOT HEATH LEDGER direct this?
  • OVERALL
    1.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
I'll never forget seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark at a drive-in, the summer it was released. I'll never forget the action, the music and the overall badassness. It has to be one of the greatest films of my lifetime thus far...

I saw Kingdom of the Crystal Skull a couple days after it was released...and after thinking about it, I feel as though I have been robbed. Not so much in terms of dollars, but of having a great memory taken away from me, and sh*t on...with the kind of sh*t that never washes off. Like having one of those green greasy sh*ts where you're better off with a putty knife and a wet wash cloth, rather than using toilet paper.

The story was weak, and somehow didn't fit with the look and feel of an Indiana Jones film. You could tell that George Lucas had his f*cking hands smeared all over it. Script and acting was like watching Heath Ledger re-inact his butt-f*ckin' scene, while he's loaded up on pills and alcohol, dry-humping some little boy-toy-street-rat like most of you circus-seals.

The c*cksucker from Transformers was like that stringy sh*t splatter that sprays out of your ass after you've eaten too much salad. It was everywhere and made the film border-line unwatchable.

I had my doubts about this one, and I should have f*cking known that it was going to end up being a SH*T-BURGER-SERVED-UP-ON-A-KAISER-ROLL-WITH-A-BIG-HELPING-OF-FAT-ASS-IDIOT-AND-F*GGOT-JIZZ-OOZING-OUT-THE-SIDES-LIKE-THE-DOO-DOO-SPRAY-THAT-CAME-OUT-OF-HEATH-LEDGER'S-GAPING-ASS-WHEN-THE-CORONER-KICKED-HIS-CORPSE and chuckled:

"Duuuhhh huh huh...looks like n'other one of those Hollywood jackoffs over did it with the sleepin' pills."

F*CK GEORGE LUCAS !!!

F*CK STEVEN SPEILBERG !!!

F*CK THAT DRIED-UP-STINKY-DICK-LICKER: HARRISON FORD !!!

F*CK SHY-BUT-I-BUTTF*CK !!!

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY...F*CK HEATH LEDGER AND HIS ROTTEN F*CKING CORPSE...I HOPE HE F*CKING ROTS IN HELL !!!

NOW ALL OF YA'LL CAN EAT SH*T!!!

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Comments (37)

  1. IlikePie202

    explain more in your review. stop insulting these great filmmakers

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  2. ???

    ur a bitch never talk bad about heath ever in ur fuking fat life bitch!!!!!!!!!!

    4 years agoby @chombeFlag

  3. GK

    WTF REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO NOT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT ACTORS EVEN THE BEST HEATH LEDGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    4 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  4. CARNAGE

    HOMO!

    4 years agoby @critic500Flag

  5. Flrep07

    wtf?!

    4 years agoby @flrep07Flag

  6. CARNAGE

    I agree that this movie sucked, but u better shut the f*ck up u fat sh*t. Zohan was a pretty good movie, your just to much of a f*ckin bitch to realize that, you f*ckin hater. F*CK YOU

    4 years agoby @critic500Flag

  7. Marcusx

    lol WOW

    glad to see pype made time to acknowledge the hatred. too bad it fell short and really wasnt clever at all...

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  8. Phatlightning

    ahhh, balance is restored.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  9. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    It didn't end my re-comment nicely, but it will now. ; p

    S.BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  10. Phatlightning

    *GASP* you didn't sign your name after that comment..... what has the world come to.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  11. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    Well I do what I can, when I can, but riddle me this.....................

    Why so serious, Phatlightning!

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  12. Phatlightning

    oh man, your so much smarter than the rest of us Blizzard, please, let me bow down to your intelligence. Do you think I really give a sh*t if I keep commenting on Pype's reviews, better yet, do you even see me attacking him anymore? You'll find the answer to both of the affore mentioned questions to be a resounding no. Thank you for your generous intellect and knowledge on the matter however, it was graciously appreciated. Until next time folks..

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  13. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    Really, f*cking really, you people are still bullsh*tting with Pypebomb and making ineffective comments, how about this, and for some of you it might be hard, DON'T F*CKING COMMENT ON HIS REVIEWS, OPINIONS, nut licks, whatever you want to call it, his bullsh*t, I don't really care, stop being idiots and leave his sh*t blank, but you can't and he just keeps on reeling you people in.

    Don't worry I'm well aware you all will bitch and moan about this comment, and you know what I say to that, Bully for me (well done, for you simpletons)

    S. BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  14. LeoNiDas' Lover

    why havnt you visted me lately pype, you havnt fingered me in a week at least, i'm getting lonely!!! I think your buddy flrep07 should come visit, he's a cutie.

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  15. Phatlightning

    nah

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  16. Phatlightning

    lol oh no, flre is upset, I must have hurt his feelings, perhaps I should apologize?

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  17. PypeBomb

    made JR, MARCUSX and PHATLIGHTNING change their avatars to something more hard...the kinda hard sh*t that their daddy likes to suck on...mmmmmmmmmmmm

    4 years agoby @pypebombFlag

  18. Flrep07

    who kyle, pypebomb or phatlightning?

    4 years agoby @flrep07Flag

  19. kyle_hannah

    Tourettes Syndrome much?

    4 years agoby @kyle-hannahFlag

  20. Phatlightning

    your gay.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  21. Marcusx

    did too

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  22. Phatlightning

    didn't

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  23. Marcusx

    did

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  24. Phatlightning

    nah, you didn't.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  25. Marcusx

    i did

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  26. Phatlightning

    your only compounding your problems marcus.. just let it out.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  27. Marcusx

    i love crushing this guy. you gotta realize that this is all he has. he cant make fun of any one of us individually so he goes and tares up heath. does nothing tho, cuz we kno that pype has nothing outside of this. where do you think he works? do you think he has parents or other family that love him? does he have a legit gf? does he just have regular friends? did he graduate any form of schooling?
    the answers to these are, a fastfood joint, and the rest are all NO

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  28. Saquin Turok 'X'

    You're right Combat, which goes to show what a sad f*cker he is for wanting this kind of hateful attention.

    4 years agoby @teesterxFlag

  29. The CryptKeeper

    Good one slysnide. ha ha

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  30. slysnide

    "I-Buttf*ck?" So you wanna buttf*ck Shia Lebeoff? I knew there was something wrong with you! HA!

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag