House Of The Dead: Review By Marcusx

Apr 23rd, 2008 by Marcusx
the worst movie i have ever seen
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
im a huge fan of anything involving zombies. some of my favorites include such from said genre. dawn of the dead, old and new, day, night, land of, and even shaun of the dead were great. then we get the sh*t that is at the bottom of the barrell. the stuff that sits there because its gross moldy and cant provide even the simplest of services without purpose or meaning.

the new zombie movie with nick cannon for instance. i havent seen it but its obviously trash. but then, even under all the sh*t, we get something worse. something that far surpasses anything as terrible as a condom laced with barbed wire. THIS MOVIE IS THE PRIME EXAMPLE. i watched this movie with high hopes, but my god i was torn down.

this film was by far the worst zombie movie ever made in addition to being the WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

the directing of uwe boll is bad as we kno, but in house of the dead it seems as if a director or crew were left out entirely. in one scene we see the protaganists facing off against a small army of undead. but if you look closely you will see in the background several extras waving at the camera. not even taking part in the action as the camera is rolling. they stand there and jump and even look as though they are carrying on a conversation as normal people wearing everyday attire(altho with zombie make-up)using hand gestures and body movements that show boll was not paying attention.

i could go on for hours because i hate this movie more than any other film i have ever seen

and if you watch this you will want to attempt or take part in a massive mexican genocide.(ok maybe watch it at least once)

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Comments (22)

  1. The CryptKeeper

    And at the part where you see the the people waving in the backround, was that the big figh scean when the camra crew tries to rip-off the Matrix?

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  2. The CryptKeeper

    Well, I saw this movie, and well, I would have to agree.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  3. The CryptKeeper

    The worst movie I have seen, is The Hills Have Eyes 2. Have you seen it?

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  4. The CryptKeeper

    Thank you for saving me money. I was thinking about seeing this but now...
    Actually, maybe I will see it to see for myself how aweful it is. But if it's from the director of In The Name Of The King, then I sure as hell won't have high hopes.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  5. kyle_hannah

    Probably the worst i've seen as well and i've seen a lot of crap but this takes the cake lol.

    4 years agoby @kyle-hannahFlag

  6. LeoNiDas' Lover

    lol

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  7. T.Clark

    Who gloats bout being HANDSOME?

    **If u wanna see a handsome pic of me, visit my myspace page. The url's on my movieweb profile.**

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  8. Marcusx

    thats a "hamsom" shield your holding JR

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  9. Phatlightning

    ROFL, you are so lame you little little man, you keep trying to force feed the words "handsome", and "I'm" onto people.. its pathetic. No one cares what the hell you look like, you have a shield and glasses in my picture of you.. oh and i have no idea what hamson means. LOL

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  10. LeoNiDas' Lover

    ugh no the fact is your fat and ugly im tall slim and hamson i showe you picks of me there is no way im under 18 dubmass

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  11. Marcusx

    fatty? sounds like something a minor would say. i think....o maybe...13?

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  12. LeoNiDas' Lover

    and i wouldnt be talking fatty

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  13. LeoNiDas' Lover

    im 19 dumbass look on myspace ask my friends and family on there

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  14. Marcusx

    jr i prey to the gods you become diagnosed with lymphoma and lose your hair before you reach 16 years of age. then force fed thru a straw and eventually pass in your sleep before you are 20

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  15. LeoNiDas' Lover

    lol

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  16. T.Clark

    SHUT THE F*CK UP JR!!!

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  17. LeoNiDas' Lover

    f*ck the sh*t out of boll marc f*ck it all out.... lol

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  18. ed_wood

    Couldn't sit through the whole thing.

    4 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  19. Marcusx

    read my review. that was kinda what i was gettin at. altho i saw it and as i further exclaim, it was the worst movie i had ever seen.

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  20. The Boondock Saint

    this was directed by uwe boll?! ugh, then it must be terrible!

    4 years agoby @combatmadness360Flag

  21. Marcusx

    there was no enjoyment in this. only the sound of babies crying

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  22. Radimus-83

    lol, i enjoyed it up till the guy with the patched up face. then i couldn't take anymore!

    4 years agoby @radimus-83Flag