Hostel: Review By The CryptKeeper

This movie starts out like the most rearded movie on earth. Stupid-ass teenagers going to Slovakia, just for the women. Pointlees sex/nudity. I guess perverts like the first 30 minutes.

But once those 30 minutes of random sex passes, it gets really creepy, gross, disturbing, and incredibly hard to watch.

I like both the first and second, but this just a tad better. I actually just got done watching #2 a second time.

The story is somewhat unclear in this one. You don't exactly know why they are being captured, but don't worry, if you watch the second, it will be clarified.

The visuals I only gave 3 stars to because they are in this place with no light, and needs to be cleaned desparately. It looks like the picture above my star rating. But when they aren't being tortured, there is very beautiful scenery in Slovakia.