'Hitman' Review By THE JOKER

Loads of great action!!! Great interpretation of the game!!!
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I thought the movie was great. There were lots of action and Timothy Olyphant definitely looked the part. He kicked ass. This film made you want to buy a suit, red tie shave your heads and go kick some ass!!! i loved how much of a dick he was, just like a real hitman would be (shoving her in the trunk, throwing her food, knocking her out for making moves on him) the film was great! i hope a sequel is on the way!

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    @crypt haha you won't say that to his face!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

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    @mcleve02 B. Alan Orange also wins for gayest user

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag


    @crypt haha B. Alan Orange wins the award for oldest user... I have no idea who the youngest is though!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

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    @mcleve02 ha! there has to be someone older than that on here! i wonder who the youngest is too.

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag


    @crypt nah ejk1 gets that award! He is 31

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

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    @mcleve02 haha man, i even saw this thing twice (second time i snuck in) and almost fell asleep. haha

    and yep! im only a senior in high school buddy. you're so old!

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag


    @crypt Haha don't get me wrong, I still love this movie and it's rewatch rating is extremely high... but I know places where improvements could have been made!

    Damn dude 18...I'm almost 25!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

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    @mcleve02 Haha man, same here. I use to think that certian films were awesome, now theyre just.... eh. haha I still love this movie since when I saw it in theatres. Actually, I like it even more cause im old enough to understand the story. before i just liked the action and titti*s. hahaha but, im only 18 so i am sure my taste in movies will change even more over the years.

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag


    @crypt haha this was one of the old school reviews I did... I need to redo this one... I was actually give it a 3 now a days... My taste in film is starting to really mature and I am looking for things I never did before... I wish they would do a sequel! I would definitely be down for that!

    3 years agoby @mcleve02Flag

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    @mcleve02 I agree dude. more like a 4 or maybe a 4.5 for me. I liked this movie a lot; the action was epic and Tim looked the role so well, I was in shock! I heard there is a sequel on the way!

    3 years agoby @cryptFlag

  11. slysnide

    Oh okay. I didn't know this was based on a game. lol. I must be pretty out of the loop on this one. This review makes it sound better than I thought, in that the film doesn't seem to play up as if it's completely badass, but is coming off from a game. Great review! I think I may check this one out sometime now.

    7 years agoby @slysnideFlag