One-Paragraph Review Competition #4.
'Green Lantern' is the definition of superhero movies you DO NOT want to see. It is filled with terrible jokes and dialogue that sting our funny bone, a miscreant who causes derisive laughter instead of fear, and pacing equivalent to watching paint dry. I'd like to think that Martin Campbell's heart was in the right place, but that presence isn't felt, clearly because of how bad the execution was and how he did not mend his work.
In a nutshell, 'Green Lantern' wasn't the movie we thought/wanted it to be - instead it turned out to be just another scam that Hollywood formulated in order to get money out of our pockets.
Carol Ferris: " I used to sleep in. Then I turned 11."