Good Luck Chuck: Review By The CryptKeeper

AHHHH!!!! What a terrible movie! Words can hardly describe what a pile of sh*t this "movie" is! This is shorter than the average review I write because I feel the strong need to get my opinion out there, however, the film isn't worth the effort, nor is there even enough to say, but I wanted to help you! I noticed that surprisingly enough, the review say the movie is decent, but it's not! Please, let me help you!

Now going onto the "movie," I figured it'd be bad, but have a few laughs. Yea, uhh... no, it didn't. Plus I wanted to see how good Jessica Alba looked, since I am a HUGE fan of her. However, the film only ended up to be a HUGE waste of time. I mean, don't get me wrong, Alba looked her best! But the movie was so bad, it was hardly worth it.

Let's see... the biggest problem is the storyline. Yes, I knew what it was going into it. In case you don't know, here it is- When Charlie was young, a hex was placed on him. So whenever he sleeps with a woman, she marries the next guy she meets (or dates, something like that), and finds true love. So he has fun screwing women that are lining up for his "help." Help how? Well, it's obvious. They want him to screw them, so they find true love! What a nice man for doing that for them... It is a very stupid, pathetic storyline, that only a complete and utter moron could come up with, much less be amused by it.

The film offers no humor whatsoever. Unless you think sex is funny. If you don't think it's funny, then maybe it turns you on. Then by all means, watch this pathetic "movie." There's plenty of... different sexual positions for ya, and even a few boobs... you happy, perv? I personally, do not care for that sort of thing (the stupid sex positions I mean) so therefore, I despise this film. And it wasn't just the stupid sex that bothered me... it was all the crude humor. And even when the movie wasn't crude (not often), it just wasn't funny. I didn't laugh ONCE.

Now the ONLY reason I even wanted to see this movie was Jessica Alba. And she also is the only reason I actually watched all of this "movie." Otherwise I would have turned it off. Yea, that's how much I love Jessica :)

Now there's some movies that you should stay away from, but maybe not FAR away, there are some movies that maybe get when it's free. This is neither of those. This is one where you need to stay FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR, FAR away from. Don't even look at the box at the rental store. Yes, I know Jessica is on the DVD cover, but still, don't look! It's a sin as far as I'm concerned. I heard this movie was bad from 2 people, and I did believe them, but I should have listened to them. So please, listen to me... THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Visuals- 5 STARS! Jessica Alba is at her HOTTEST!... but still, don't see the "movie."

Hey, this review wasn't as short as I thought it'd be after all.

Good Luck, to ya!