G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: Review By Movieman12517

Best Sumeer Movie Of 2009!
  • OVERALL
    4.5
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
This movie was full of action, and non-stop special effects. If you are an action lover you will like this movie. 10 mins into the film, guess what... their was action!

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Comments (41)

  1. ejk1

    @Pie, That's cool. I gathered that you loved Up. I did too. It's just a matter of differing opinions. As for GI joe, if you read some of the comments below, you'll see my feelings regarding that.

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  2. IlikePie202

    @ejk1 I personally think Up was better than District 9. That doesn't mean D9 is a bad film, because it's a great movie. But you have to agree with me that GI Joe The Rise of Cobra sucks, and this is not a review.

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  3. ejk1

    @Moviegeek, if you want, take a look at my review on District 9. It may give a different perspective on the movie.

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  4. moviegeek

    rofl! @Dave well there goes that :P

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  5. ejk1

    I'm good, Supes.

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  6. Dan

    @ejk1 Breathe, dude, breathe :P

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  7. moviegeek

    I had the blankest expression on my face while I was watching it lol. I was pissed off at the architecture of the theater room as well! What idiot puts an aisle right through the center of a theater?! It leaves like 5 seats on either side of the aisle for each row. I hate that theater. Someday I'll protest and bring a lawn chair and sit in the aisle! ha!

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  8. Daveactor7

    @Moviegeek um lol problem-ive done a review for district 9 already and u commented on it too lol

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  9. Daveactor7

    @ejk1 lol lucky jude law eh?

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  10. ejk1

    F*cking goddamn suits....F*cking twenty wasted dollars... F*cking treasured childhood memories trashed by bad acting...I'd bang Sienna Miller, though.

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  11. moviegeek

    @Dave Awesome. Enlighten me ;)

    1 year agoby @moviegeekFlag

  12. Daveactor7

    The scene I laughed at- the cheesy FX filled arctic scene

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  13. Daveactor7

    @Movie ill do a review and take ur perspective on it into consideration

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  14. Dan

    Lol @ejk1. I can feel his anger from here.

    1 year agoby @dan1Flag

  15. moviegeek

    @Dave No review yet. I never do reviews of movies I've seen more than 2 weeks ago. if i do, then they turn out really vague. And since I don't have it my fangasm collection like everyone else apparently does, it'll have to wait until I rewatch it down the road sometime :P

    And my review wouldn't really clear things up persay. I liked the movie and could only find a couple of things that were necessarily "wrong" with it. It just didn't smack me as "best movie ever OMG".

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  16. ejk1

    The scene that angered me to no end in GI Joe--Those stupid suits. Everyone oohhhhed and ahhhhhed over them in the trailers, but you know? They didn't f*cking work! They failed! And the dumbass got captured while wearing it! Stupid.

    Also, if you think back to the first trailer, it opens with the Eiffel Towers destruction. That let's anyone who saw the trailer know that when the suits are unleashed to stop the act of terrorism in Paris, they were going to fail. The studio destroyed the biggest action sequence in the movie by revealing its outcome months earlier. Doubly stupid.

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  17. Daveactor7

    @Supes lol the joke is over

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  18. Dan

    Hey, what is this District 8 movie? The prequel? :p

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  19. Daveactor7

    @Movie lmao

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  20. moviegeek

    @Dave Speaking of, I saw G.I. Joe with my dad and he left and snuck into District 9 lol.

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  21. Daveactor7

    @Moviegeek can u do a review or do u have one?

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  22. moviegeek

    @ejk1 That was one of my favorites.

    @Dave I honestly couldn't tell you. i liked the movie a lot, but I couldn't help but wonder what all the fuss was about? What did people see in it that suddenly made it best thing since curly fries? I enjoyed watching it and would recommend the movie to others, but I just don't see why everyone got their panties in a wad when I wasn't in love with it lol.

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  23. Daveactor7

    I fell asleep in GI-joe when they were in paris and when I woke up like a minute later, they were in the arctic. Like what the hell?

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  24. ejk1

    But GI Joe...Hell no.

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  25. ejk1

    A close second, at least for me, was Inglorious Basterds.

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  26. Daveactor7

    Fail for me lol. District 9-overrated? how?

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  27. moviegeek

    What's District 8? lol

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  28. Daveactor7

    @Movie- District 8-OVERRATED??? lol

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  29. moviegeek

    Ooh! Star Trek wins in a heartbeat! District 9 = overrated. Any takers?

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