I WILL TELL YOU ALL A STORY WHILE I WAIT FOR THIS TO LOAD.......
long ago in the deepest midnights of the swamps of SKA'MA'FRRA or "Poo" there was a small boy. This boy's childhood was marked with darkness and despair. Both his parents were killed in a hut fire set by arsonists who, during the day, worked at a prominent 7/11.
But as this boy grew he, like most boys (Parez Hilton excluded), became a man. He trained night and day in the fighting skill of the sword, the accuracy of the bow, and the redundancy of the nun chuck.
One day. He traveled into the biggest of villages. You could tell which one it was because it had a Wal-Mart AND a Target. Plus the Wal-Mart had a MacDonnalds INSIDE OF IT.
But I digress.
Soon! The boy turned man had arrived in the village. There he grew a thirst. THE THIRST OF SATAN!! A THIRST TO MIGHTY THE ONLY BEVERAGE THAT MIGHT QUENCH COULD ONLY BE PURCHASED AT THE LOCAL 7/11!!!
So he rode there atop a might steed. He entered aforementioned 7/11 and THERE!! BRFORE HIM!! The arsons who had ruined his life. He withdrew his sword and looked them straight in the peepers.
"Prepare to die..." he muttered. "Try me... if you DARE!" One arson retorted.
The ran at each other, swords drawn about to be- OOPS video loaded. Oh well, that fight was going to be legendary.
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Chad Vital
lmao "are you mad that you died at the end of die hard?"
3 years agoby @chad-vitalFlag
Mmm_mmm
I WILL TELL YOU ALL A STORY WHILE I WAIT FOR THIS TO LOAD.......
long ago in the deepest midnights of the swamps of SKA'MA'FRRA or "Poo" there was a small boy. This boy's childhood was marked with darkness and despair. Both his parents were killed in a hut fire set by arsonists who, during the day, worked at a prominent 7/11.
But as this boy grew he, like most boys (Parez Hilton excluded), became a man. He trained night and day in the fighting skill of the sword, the accuracy of the bow, and the redundancy of the nun chuck.
One day. He traveled into the biggest of villages. You could tell which one it was because it had a Wal-Mart AND a Target. Plus the Wal-Mart had a MacDonnalds INSIDE OF IT.
But I digress.
Soon! The boy turned man had arrived in the village. There he grew a thirst. THE THIRST OF SATAN!! A THIRST TO MIGHTY THE ONLY BEVERAGE THAT MIGHT QUENCH COULD ONLY BE PURCHASED AT THE LOCAL 7/11!!!
So he rode there atop a might steed. He entered aforementioned 7/11 and THERE!! BRFORE HIM!! The arsons who had ruined his life. He withdrew his sword and looked them straight in the peepers.
"Prepare to die..." he muttered.
"Try me... if you DARE!" One arson retorted.
The ran at each other, swords drawn about to be- OOPS video loaded. Oh well, that fight was going to be legendary.
3 years agoby @mmm-mmmFlag