Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives: Review By Soylent Green:The Devil's Eyes

#6 (see Jason Goes to Hell)

The flick is written and directed by Tom McLoughlin (HAHAHAHAHA WHO????). He did it well. He brought a good Fridy film but he added some great humor. He did it well but not THAT well.

So Here's The Plot:

Tommy Jarvis is released from the psycho bin. He and his friend go to dig up and cremate Jason's corpse (f*cking idiot). And when he (out of pissedoffedness) stabss Jason in the chest with a fence post, a bolt of lightning resurrects him (of course it does). SuperJason quickly takes out the friend with a fist through the chest (I call him SuperJason because now he's SUPERSTRONG!!!! duh, duh, duh, duh!!!!), and then Tommy gets theb f*ck out of the cemetary and heads for the renamed and reopened Lake Forest Green.

Tommy enters the Forest Green Police Department and askss for help from the Sheriff. But when Tommy tries to grab a shotgun to take control of that bitch, the Sheriff has Tommy thrown in jail. Meanwhile, a couple of counselors are killed by SuperJason on their way to camp. The next morning, the Sheriff's daughter and her idiotic victim friends. Tommy warns them about SuperJason before the Sheriff escorts him towards the town limits.

Back at Camp Blood, the counselors prepare for the camp to open. Meanwhile, SuperJason picks off five hikers in the woods (AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAH). The officers continue their escort, but when their out of view Tommy turns right back around towards the town. SuperJason kills basically all the campers and Tommy is blamed. The police make their way to the camp, and a couple of cops are killed before the Sheriff comes up against SuperJason.

Tommy and the dead sheriff's daughter get to Camp Blood and Tommy calls Jason to the lake carrying a couple of chains. He ties one chain to a f*cking boulder and one end around Jason's neck. Jason is pulled under but before he goes into the light he pulls down sheriff's daughter and she chops his face off with a boat rutter (or whatever the f*ck it's called).

Body Count=18

Next up is Part VII: Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

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