'Friday the 13th' Review By brandys78

scary movie now=lame characters (3 outta 5 girls just wanted the part to show breasts), too much female nudity, drugs and drinking are cool...was there anything else? not a question by the way.
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    0.0
    HORRIBLE
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  • Visuals
WARNING: THIS IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE IF YOU ARE A WOMAN WITH SOME CLASS. I WENT WITH MY HUSBAND TO SEE A SCARY MOVIE AND ENDED UP WATCH A PORNO-BUT WITHOUT A PENIS. (WE ALWAYS GET "SHAFTED" OUT OF THAT ONE) ANYWAY, WE WALKED OUT DURING A SCENE WHEN THE SLEEZE OF THE MOVIE WAS RIDING THIS GUY AND HE KEPT GOING ON AND ON HOW NICE HER TITTS WHERE. COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY AND NOT SCARY A BIT. BESIDES HAVING TO PUT UP WITH ALL THE T&A, IT WAS COMPLETELY PREDICTABLE WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN 15 MINUTES BEFORE IT DID, OVER KILL ON POT AND DRINKING IS COOL, AND JUST NOT SCARY AT ALL!! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, INTELLIGENCE, OR MONEY!

ps if writing in caps offended you, you're just looking to be offended so it doesn't matter. you'd be surprised how many people reply with a lame, "what's up with the caps?" and nothing about what I SAID! lol

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Comments (10)

  1. killerman200

    Bitch, shut the f*ck up and deal with it. You offend women everyday when you show your ugly ass face. The cap writing didn't offend me this lame ass review did. Nough said.

    5 years agoby @killerman200Flag

  2. Raoul Duke

    You suck at life brandy

    5 years agoby @raoulduke33Flag

  3. Shelley

    I agree with you Vamp 100%.

    5 years agoby @shelleyFlag

  4. Vamp

    Of for the love of GOD, this is a "FRIDAY THE 13TH" MOVIE! You should of f*cking expected nudity, drugs, and drinking. Are you honestly THAT stupid to go in thinking you're going to see a movie WITHOUT that! Even if this WASN'T "Friday the 13th," how many horror movies do you know that come out these days WITHOUT nudity, drugs, and/or drinking?

    You're just looking for attention.

    5 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  5. Shelley

    Yes 313td, it would be easy to be offended by her class comment, but I just consider the source. What offends me is the way her review makes women look.

    5 years agoby @shelleyFlag

  6. ed_wood

    Bad review of a great movie. I guess you have never seen a Friday the 13th movie before. Sex, nudity and drugs are a staple of these films as much as the hockey mask. And you walked out?

    5 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  7. Shelley

    HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED ANY OF THE FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES? DID YOU JUST WRITE THIS REVIEW TO INSULT PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. WHY CREATE AN ACCOUNT AND JUST GO OFF ON A TANGENT. GEE I GUESS IT NEVER OCURRED TO YOU THAT PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS.

    BTW, your review does not make it sound like YOU have a lot of class or intelligence.

    5 years agoby @shelleyFlag

  8. 313td

    NO THE CAPS DID NOT OFFEND ME.MAYBE YOU ARE TO OLD FOR THESE TYPES OF MOVIES OR JUST A PRUDE.NEXT TIME MAYBE YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME POT AND HAVE A DRINK BEFORE YOU GO.I BET YOUR HUSBAND WOULD HAVE STAYED IF YOU WERE NOT WITH HIM.THIS IS NOT A MOVIE THAT IS GEARED FOR WOMEN,IT IS GEARED FOR MEN.MEN LIKE T&A.ALMOST ALL SLASHER MOVIES HAVE T&A IN THEM AND ALL OF THE FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES HAVE IT IN THEM.HOW MANY OF THESE MOVIES HAVE YOU SEEN,NOT TO KNOW THIS.I WOUNDER WHAT THE WOMEN WHO LIKED THIS MOVIE THINK ABOUT YOUR CLASS COMMENT.WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE WHO HAS CLASS OR NOT.

    5 years agoby @313tdFlag

  9. Soylent Green:The Devil's Eyes

    *NOT THE TYPES OF MOVIES I LIKE.

    5 years agoby @jcisawesomeFlag

  10. Soylent Green:The Devil's Eyes

    Alright. Now I get you.

    I"M SORRY IF I HAVE OFFENDED YOU IF I HAPPEN TO ENJOY A HORROR MOVIE ONCE IN A WHILE. SO WHY DONT YOU JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN SH*T AND THE TYPES OF MOVIES I LIKE.

    F*CK OFF.

    5 years agoby @jcisawesomeFlag