Forrest Gump: Review By GreatCritic

forrest gump is even better than vampires suck.
  • OVERALL
    5.0
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
this moviee is 4 everyone. it has some making out scenes, witch r very hot and bonertastic. it also has a war scene, wich has some hevvy violence. it also has jokes and humor that make u laff, and that make u cry. not like a baby though. and the humir is thoughtful, and original. it also teaches you life lessons like "momma always said that life is like a box of chocolates, you neva know what youre gawna get." also he said "momma says stupid is as stupid does". its also a very sad movie. and the music during those scenes fit it prfectly, and possibly make u cry.

now dis movie breaks almost every rule in a movie. theres no bad guy, not really a plot. its pretty much the legend of forrest gump. now ppl will gie the movie sh*t for that, but you should think motherf*ckers. that life (dat isnt even real) tuches you, and is the most extrordianry life. and its memorable, every seen in dis movie is memorable for your life.

robert zemeckis does a great job directing this movie. the acting is unbeeleevable. tom hanks does an astonishing job. ass well as sally field and hooever plays jenny. and forrest's kid is the kid in the 6th sense, he does good from wat hees in.

i watched dis movie 4 the first time yesterday, and its my 2nd fav movie, behind battlefield earth. go see it right now, if you dont lik it than f*ck you and you have no heart or any reesin to see movies

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Comments (3)

  1. GreatCritic

    i dont give a trillion sh*ts what you say. i dont need your stupid-ass help, and ill write more masturfel revies

    1 year agoby @TheAbsolutelyPhenomenalCriticFlag

  2. IlikePie202

    i again agree with your opinion, but this review is sh*tty as hell. you once again, have a ton of grammatical and spelling mistakes. also, you dont describe anything. its your best review yet, but thats not saying much. work on your review, it needs a ton :P

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  3. GreatCritic

    guys u HAVE to agree with my opinion on dis reviw

    1 year agoby @TheAbsolutelyPhenomenalCriticFlag