Fear Dot Com: Review By The_Fallen_One

Hmmmm...this movie is perplexing on so many levels that I dont quite know where to begin.First off I guess I should state the obvious fact that the story here is almost the exact same as the ring,substituting the evil tape with an evil website!Damn spooky if you ask me!Whats next i wonder?"death FM"?About an evil radio show that gives the seventh caller a case of genital herpes?....hmmmm sounds promising,at least compared to this dribble.Now the acting is'nt as awful as it should be but its a little painful to watch anyone try and make this work.But lets discuss the main character,and by that of course I mean the darkness.Which dominates in a role that shrouds every scene and blankets everything in a frustrating haze of retardation!Oscar worthy really!I think darkness is due for an award after seeing this puppy!But seriously this ENTIRE movie is like trying to watch the Paris Hilton sex tape or something!"Oooohh I think that was an elbow......wait...somethings moving....what killed him!?" Now maybe this was actually a genius way to hide how awful the movie was in which case....right on I guess.But if i wanted to watch pure darkness i would close my eyes and probably imagine something far more entertaining than this movie EVER could be...like a rodeo clown running from a C-Train!With his floppy shoes and big stupid pants...hahahahaha see?This movie aint got sh*t on me!But if darkness was this films only fault......I dont know where i was going with that it would surely still suck but i suppose not quite as much.But on top of the borrowed story and AWFUL lighting the script is hilarious at times.Its almost as if the directors forgot how these characters were going to know what to do next.There are literally scenes where someone dies and for no reason someone is like"This concludes that we should go to the sewers now...yes the answer lies there for sure." It's so scooby doo-esque I could'nt even believe my ears.And to be honest I forget how this movie ends but with such a crappy movie can you even blame me?But i swear i stuck it out till the credits and whenever ig ot bored(often)I superimposed that clown running from the train...its a riot you really should try it.Here i will even give you time go ahead,really visualize it............................................................there.You should be smiling now and if not then that concludes that this movie sucks.Yeah thats right i can make illogical conclusions too!Until my movie "Death FM" comes out I suggest not watching any more of these "you will die after seeing,hearing,smelling something" movies.Save your money people.

hahahaha...clown.Ohh i forgot to mention theres a ghost in this movie...but its still gay.