Dragon Wars (D-War): Review By xoraxora

Yes Epic.

Monumental!

Phenomenal!!

Ground-breaking..

Earth-shattering...

Foundation-shaking....

..in its capacity and sheer powers of SUCKING!!!

God, this film is bad.

Its so bad, it went way beyond its-so-bad-its-good and passed its-so-bad-you-have-to-pay-me-to-watch-it and finally settled for how-to-not-make-a-film-101.

Nevermind the inconsistent and pathetic plot and idiotic characters, the dialogue alone is plutonian. It's as if the writers were deliberately attempting to write ridiculous material, but not for the purpose of being funny. I kept thinking that so many of the scenes would be right at home on madTV or the Daily show, except that sketches on those shows are so profound and meaningful by comparison.

And why, please, why can't I give it zero stars? is it a glitch in movieweb?