Doom: Review By DANTE

Jun 2nd, 2008 by DANTE
This movie is a piece of SH*T!!!!!!
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
I absolutely hate this movie!! I recorded it the other night. It was so horrible, I turned that2 f**king sh*t thing off!!! It is my least favorite movie I have ever seen in my life!! The story was probably written down on a napkin by two drunk *ssholes who released it to the public, and why they did, I will never know...

So, some stupid care-nothing bastards go to a science lab taken over by mutants in cheap ass halloween costumes. The soldiers care nothing about the mission, each other's lives, or anything, except getting laid with conaminated girls! I mean, come the f**k on!!! I'd rather watch Go Diego, Go! The acting was the worst part!! It was painful to listen, because this is the worst acting I have ever seen in my life!!! Elmo is awesome compared to this (deleted)!! Never ever see this sh*t, for I can assure you, you will probably get a brain tumor after watching this!!! Acting? BLAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! (That's the sound of me vomiting!) You would be a f**king *sshole to see something as sh*tty as this toilet sc*m!!!!! This is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life, and the worst I will ever see!! I am f**king begging you, DON'T SEE THIS STUPID MOTHERF**KING PIECE OF JUVENILE SH*T!!!!!THIS IS THE WORST RATING I CAN GIVE THIS MOVIE,ALTHOUGH I WISH IT COULD BE WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comments (7)

  1. The CryptKeeper

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    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  2. du gangsta

    di revew wuz awsom

    luv de clown by da way. iz dat from Wall*E?

    4 years agoby @dugangstaFlag

  3. slysnide

    I agree whole heartedly. "DOOM" the game was like a darkhouse thrill ride, not a horror/action styled film where they never show too much of the monster, cuz doing just that in the game made it kick ass!!!! This movie was terrible, and I absolutely hated it that Sarge was made out to be the villain!!! He's supposed to be the kick-ass hero!!!! Not the sc*mbag semprefi guy you hate for needlessly mowing down the innocent/uninfected over incompetence!!!!! How the hell this flick got the green light, I'll never know, and don't really wanna know!!!!!! It needs to be done right so as not to scar the series, cuz it is possible to make the film as kick-ass as the game!!!!!

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  4. Rongo

    Should I take you seriously, this review coming from a clown who gave Spiderman2 5 Stars and said it gave you a headache.

    4 years agoby @rongomikey1Flag

  5. The CryptKeeper

    LOL!!

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  6. Phatlightning

    you gave it half a star in visuals, so clearly, NOT the worst review you could give. And you are obviously an *sshole for seeing it yourself..man, bad day for you.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  7. gir

    I didnt find it that bad except for the acting the rock was the worst

    4 years agoby @girrFlag