District 9: Review By The Angry Movie Dork

Oct 14th, 2009 by The Angry Movie Dork
Oh boy, this one sucked
  • OVERALL
    2.5
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Okay, so these aliens land and we don't ask them where they came from, research them, try to learn about their universe. We just treat them like garbage and throw them in the slums. Humans aren't that f*cking cruel. And then people are ACTUALLY calling it original when it rips off countless other movies? It was confusing as f*ck. It tried to be both a doc*mentary and an action film, by the end I was board out of my mind and so tired of sitting through this cinematic abomination. Still trying to make sense of this mess. If you want an action film, go see Transformers 2, it wasn't all that great, infact it was pretty dumn. But it was entertaining and far better then this turd of a film. Dude, this movie sucked, that's right SUCKED!! Bring on the hate mail.

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Comments (14)

  1. Andrew Galley

    Wow, plagiarising from the Chester A. Bum reviews now, dude, you SUCK!!

    2 years agoby @andrew-galleyFlag

  2. JerrytheReaper

    ok to be honest
    District 9 is far out BETTER that stupid boring Transformers 2

    2 years agoby @jerrythereaperFlag

  3. The Angry Movie Dork

    I still stand by this review, but there were some points that came off the wrong way, but I can't delete this, I can't edit it or anything. I never planned on leaving this up, oh well, can't do anything about it now. And Movieweb is about honest opinions, that's what this is. Guess you people don't see that.

    2 years agoby @theangrymoviedorkFlag

  4. Newkill3000

    terrible review. Come on, movieweb. Can you do something about these users who just misuse the reviews. This is not a review. It's just some slapped up crap.

    2 years agoby @newkill200Flag

  5. Vanboy

    I haven't seen this yet, but I will. The unpopular opinion of this review aside, the review itself, sounded like a wining child, who didn't get the same amount of ice cream as everyone else.

    The content was amateur and sophomoric. It wasn't even broken down into plot points or pros and cons. There was no analysis of story structure or clear defining of dislikes.

    And the reference to "countless other movies" is a baseless popular statement, when the reviewer has no facts to support his opinion.

    This entire review should be considered totally erroneous, one for the lack of professionalism, and the apparent lack of cadence.

    No need to get upset over this review. The reviewer sounds like a child crying, because his mother didn't get the candy that he threw a tantrum for in the checkout line, and is more likely just trying to pseudo-man-up and looking for attention.

    A reviewer name like, "The Angry Movie Dork", sounds about right.

    3 years agoby @vanboyFlag

  6. The Boondock Saint

    .............what? im still trying to make sense of what GK just said

    3 years agoby @combatmadness360Flag

  7. GK

    "I know right it sucks, huh?" Is what I would've said.
    "You f*cking sucked, boy" Is what I said.
    "Oh boy, this one sucked" THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

    3 years agoby @indianajonesFlag

  8. RavenX5 God of Light

    suck my dick *sshole!!!!!!!!this movie was killer, go wipe ur ass with a Bratz DVD movie, u boring f*cking pathetic bastard!

    3 years agoby @hackx9Flag

  9. The Boondock Saint

    first of all, i wanna know what films this ripped off, tell me bitch , cmon. and also, humans sometimes can be that cruel in a situation like this, we havent experienced it so u cant say sh*t like that. and if you liked transformers 2 more than this , than either youve never heard of a plot or dialouge , your mentally retarded , or your just that f*cked up. your small mind just cant comprehend this.i dont like sayin sh*t like this , in fact i enjoy other peoples opinion , but when you tell me to bring on the hate mail ,i can rant my ass of for weeks. i loved this movie more than life itself, if you like sh*tty movies , go watch gamer , bitch.

    3 years agoby @combatmadness360Flag

  10. The Narrator: The Better Man

    Lol. I just laugh to myself.

    3 years agoby @narratorFlag

  11. Red Camera Man

    What the hell!?!

    3 years agoby @redcameramanFlag

  12. SCREENWRITER

    I agree with ed wood, one of the best of the year and lol rlt9009.

    3 years agoby @the-screenwriterFlag

  13. Rlt9009

    "Oh boy,this review sucked"

    3 years agoby @rlt9009Flag

  14. ed_wood

    This is an incredibly smart film that is one of the best of the year.

    3 years agoby @ed-woodFlag