Disaster Movie: Review By IlikePie202

Disaster Movie: Is a disaster.

One thing I've noticed about Friedbeg and Seltzer's horrible spoof movies, is that the title of the film they made suggests what the film really is. Examples (notice how I said exampleS instead of example): Epic Movie, the movie was an epic piece of crap! Scary Movie (1 & 2): They were scary of how bad they were. I haven't seen Vampires Suck, but that would be, "THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!!" if I hate I like i guess I will after i see it in 4 months. Disaster Movie: WAS A DISASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

In every single possible way this movies fails! The story is awful. It's about a guy who was to save his girlfriend from being stabbed at a museum, and there's a lot of disasters a long the way! DISASTER MOVIE ISN'T EVEN A DISASTER MOVIE!!!! It's in the new genre called Friedberg+Seltzer's Piece of Crap Collection of terrible Spoofs. And you can add every single horrendous movie they have made into their collection except their 2 ok movies Superhero Movie (which was just ok) and Scary Movie 4.

When I think abotu Disaster Movie, I get angry. Disaster Movie is so bad, that I can't even tell you what's going on it without telling you how hard to watch this film really is. The acting is atrocious. These people just can't act for anything. NOT EVEN FOR MICHAEL BAY!!! And I liked the first Transformers! Every single character is extremely annoying, especially the Enchanted girl. SHE WASN'T EVEN A PRINCESS!!!! SHE WAS A DRUG-ADDICT THAT LIVED IN THE SEWERS AND THOUGHT SHE WAS A PRINCESS!!!!!!

The visuals, are laughable! You can tell that when a horrendous special effect takes place on the screen, that it took them like 5 minutes to work on it. You can tell that it took them like 2 months to make this movie, and I'm not being sarcastic! They were spoofing movies that came to theaters about 1-6 months before Disaster Movie came out.

Examples: Kung-Fu Panda, it came out in June and this came out in August, and now they're aparrently spoofing animated friggin movies. The Dark Knight, came out about a month before Disaster Movie did!!! Also, they spoof these films so badly, that you can't tell more than half the time that they spoof them! I know they don't even see the movies they spoof! They probably just read a review, look at a poster, or even hear about it.

Now, there is 10 seconds that I KIND OF enjoyed. It's the start of the head-on commercial, but after about yeah 10 seconds, it turns unfunny and stupid. And like I already mentioned the directing is terrible. The pacing is very bad too.

Overall, Disaster Movie is even worse than The Spirit and easily gets my vote for the worst film of 2008, and the last decade. Oh and i'm not even gonna give Disaster Movie a 0.5 stars (I know it says that)!!!!! I'm just going to call it CRAP. And with a capital 'C'. Thanks for reading my quick review.