Disaster Movie: Review By Tyrant of the west

Yet another crappy movie with no story line no acting and a director that was OD-ing through the whole filming process. Who in there right mind would go and see this crap. I would rather stick my junk in a wood chipper and eat what comes out the other side. If your thinking about going to see this film just stop and slam your hand in a door... it would be just as painful.