Day of the Dead: Review By BlizZzario, Bizniches

Really, I was so excited that there was a remake, but then I found out that there was no George A. Romero, no theater release, no originality, AND NO SLOW MOVING ZOMBIES, who the hell said lets make this movie, but lets not make it good, lets not make logical scenes and just sh*t all over the original.

Granted Day of the Dead the original was my least favorite movie, of the living dead franchise, but its still a good movie, so how could so much go wrong, ill tell you, you get people who don’t care about sh*t, who are convenient, and will be puppets, and do what every you say. This movie did have minor good moments, but bad script, acting, the directing was fair, and they do make some references to the original, so kudos on that.

Tangent= could somebody please explain to me how a zombie gets hit, with a full speeding car, and gets up and runs, or crawls up a wall on to the ceiling, not possible and rigor mortis would set in and that’s not George A. Romero’s zombie type. Nick Cannon can’t act, and why is their always harlots, in the movie, and why cant people ever comprehend their situation in a zombie movie, the dead is rising, run, move, hit the brain, hide, be quite, don’t let your guard down ever, maybe its to easy to have some zombie knowledge like real people have.

2 out of 5 (4/10), don’t waste your time seeing it, watch the original.

S. BlizZzard