D-Tox: Critic Reviews

Surely this is it for Sylvester Stallone.

A further nail in Sylvester Stallone's popularity coffin.

This formulaic chiller will do little to boost Stallone's career.

That a serviceable thriller like this struggles to get a release, when certain nameless dross gets rushed into cinemas is, frankly, bewildering.

A surprisingly effective variation of the Ten Little Indians theme. Stallone's actually pretty good in this one.

This killer-chiller isn't preposterous enough for laughs and is too sloppily directed and scripted to scare or surprise.

A guilty pleasure at best, and not worth seeing unless you want to laugh at it.

So we got Ten Little Indians meets Friday the 13th by way of Clean and Sober, filmed on the set of Carpenter's The Thing and loaded with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat.

Best described as I Know What You Did Last Winter.

Don't be fooled by the impressive cast list - Eye See You is pure junk.

A well made, routine thriller with a compelling cast.

A thoroughly awful movie--dumb, narratively chaotic, visually sloppy...a weird amalgam of 'The Thing' and a geriatric 'Scream.'

The only element of suspense is whether the movie will change titles or distributors again before the closing credits roll.

After seeing this, I can understand why it has been gathering dust on a shelf somewhere for the past two years.

It's one pussy-ass world when even killer-thrillers revolve around group therapy sessions.

A boring, formulaic mix of serial killers and stalk'n'slash.

A profoundly stupid affair, populating its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline with cardboard characters and performers who value cash above credibility.

Detox is ultimately a pointless endeavor.