Crank High Voltage: Review By TheColorBlue100

Aug 5th, 2010 by TheColorBlue100
STUPID C*NTS!
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
I know you're not supposed to take these films seriously but this movie pissed me off. The plot is terrible. It's just Jason Statham killing people, having sex and electrocuting himself. This film was terrible also the blood is also bad and fake. I would be more entertained watching "Disaster Movie" . This is just awful and is a complete waste of time. The comedy was awful too nothing was funny. This was just like a crappy version of Grand Theft Auto.

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Comments (4)

  1. OhTheFilmNerd

    this is a truly original and fresh look on camera techniques and low budget films truly simple the best film of 2009

    3 years agoby @ohthefilmnerdFlag

  2. Forrestgump1

    I Think i died reading this! .. Movieweb please do something about people writing these lame little paragraph reviews!!! PLEASE!! ..

    3 years agoby @forrestgump1Flag

  3. ed_wood

    Yeah, you should have known what you were walking inot with this movie. It's a good time.

    3 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  4. Paolo Sardinas

    "It's just Jason Statham killing people, having sex and electrocuting himself." Well what the f*ck else did you expect? I mean the poster consists of him sticking electric plugs to his tongue.

    3 years agoby @sardinasFlag