Couples Retreat: Review By NoLongerUsedAccount

"Retreat With Cation Cause This Is A Love Hate Relationship Like Marmite"
  • OVERALL
    2.0
    POOR
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
You may back away while watching while saying "This is stale, this is too much, the script is written to be funny, and it performed as if its serious but funyy, or is the script bad and they are trying to make it funny, or is it Vince Vaughns terribley bland typo cast sense of acting that he has over done known since four freaking crappy christmases or this or fre clause (also whats wrong with him, do kids say oh mommy can we see bland man in our kiddies christamas flciks) i think not.!

The copules retreat is a message that going to a island with single sex island and couple skills island can show yourl ove for people nad your humidity to people, like a fat fat black man who is the only decent actor in this having his ten inch gut hanging over his elasticated watse.

Jon Favrour writes, not well, with Vaughn and co, and from the guy who writes Tony Starks lines with Jazz and spark and wit this is beyond terrible.

But decide for yourself, the actresses try and lift this iflm with their sexiness but fail to have a badly cast and wrongly accented actor pretend to invade their sexual space, by bashing his thick c*ck agianst them through drty sex and bum sex, not entertaining at all.

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  1. NoLongerUsedAccount

    typos are my fontay

    2 years agoby @thefilmfanaticFlag