Cloverfield: Review By sweetytots

Very Very disappointing
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Just got back from seeing Cloverfield,finally. I am very disappointed and angered about every part of the movie.

First off, the plot was lame. It was about some loser guy that is in love and is trying to save his love the whole damn movie. If I knew Cloverfield was a f*cking love story and not about a monster, I wounldnt have even wasted my money.

I guess I shouldnt have had in my mind that the movie was going to be about a mysterious creature, that distroys Manhattan? WTF! You get to see the monster a total of maybe, MAYBE, 4 times. And all together, for about 1 minute. I guess I had to much expections going into this movie. I wanted to see distrution, killing, fear, and A MONSTER.

The story was lame, the acting was D, you never get a good look at the monster, and the frist person camera sh*t didnt have the effect on me I think it was suppose to have. I didnt feel part of the movie, I felt pissed the whole time and on top of it, no one in their right state of mind would walk around with a damn camera glued to their face.

Im making this short becasue my bf needs the computer I might add more later............

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Comments (2)

  1. Bragg

    The acting was D haha. Wow you don't know how to analyze movies. And visuals half a star?! WTF is wrong with your retarded eyes?! This had some of the best f*cking effects ever. Jesus. You're an ugly whor*. Which bf? You got like 300

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  2. Bragg

    Gotta say, you're a f*cking idiot. You don't know how to enjoy a good film.

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag