Cloverfield: Review By Joker667

Dec 18th, 2010 by Joker667
a movie that makes me hope for a sequal!
  • OVERALL
    4.5
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
the movie takes place in Manhatten NY when Robin Hawking leaves for japan. But then the fun begins when a monster attacks Manhatten when they try and leave for safety it becomes on heck of a night. In the ending Rob explains what happend 17 hours ago but when the militarty tries to nuke the beast it fuzzez up and shows a video from the coney island trip witch kinda sucks.I still wish it had better ending. the movie is a mockumentry released January 8th,2008 even though the ending was sucish it was like godzilla but recharged pretty entertaining but i am still waiting for cloverfield 2 aren,t you ? You should buy it on blu-ray only the ending may be crappy but at least it,ll be in HD.

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Comments (21)

  1. Joker667

    i dint see that flyn thing you were talkin about i wacth the dvd again

    1 year agoby @joker667Flag

  2. Wichy

    I gotta agree with the boys below on this. It's always nice to read a review with a lot of opinion in it. But your still new and maybe you'll get the hang of it. But the ending of Cloverfield is actually pretty satisfiying in my opinion. There they are on their trip when out of the sky you can barely see something flying down out of the air into the water. I thought it was great because it was subtly put in.

    1 year agoby @wichitagalzlFlag

  3. Dan

    Look, all you talked about was the plot. We already know that. How was the acting, the action? Were there any standout scenes? How was the editing? None of this is discussed.

    1 year agoby @dan1Flag

  4. IlikePie202

    @Joker667 you still need to wrote PARAGRAPHS. not just 8 sentences why you liked it. still a bad review

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  5. Daveactor7

    @Monkey we are talking about the review not the movie here

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  6. Dan

    Haha, the league :p

    1 year agoby @dan1Flag

  7. Monkeyiron 2.0

    Not to be mean like the league but this movie was alright it wasn't all that bad

    1 year agoby @Monkey-ironFlag

  8. Daveactor7

    You only gave a summary. Give details, not just sentences, but paragraphs on what you liked and disliked.

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  9. Joker667

    there you go i edited it your welcome.

    1 year agoby @joker667Flag

  10. IlikePie202

    dude, this film is so awesome and original. and you missed half of the film, and you still gave it crap. and you said it's a really good film, and you gave it 2 stars!!! awful review, write more abut the aspects

    1 year agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  11. Joker667

    you do have a point daveactor

    1 year agoby @joker667Flag

  12. Daveactor7

    What i don;t understand most of all is how you gave three main aspects of the film five stars and yet you give it overall-a 2.0 rating

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  13. Daveactor7

    We are haters? Are you simply implying that because we get thumbs up and constructive criticism that help us to become become better reviewers? This is not a review.
    I will show you what you did wrong here: You never talked about the film.

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  14. Jay.A.Ottley

    Were not haters, don't confuse us for that, were just people that will be honest and not sugar coat the truth.

    Compare some of the previous reviewers like @Dave or @Supes or even myself and then compare them to yours.
    Your see a dramatic difference

    1 year agoby @jayaottleyFlag

  15. Dan

    We are The League of Super Haters.

    1 year agoby @dan1Flag

  16. Jay.A.Ottley

    @Joker
    1. Don't be rude especially to well respected users around here, remember each to their own opinion.
    2. Refer back to the comment I left you on your Incredible Hulk review.
    3. Work on your review skills, find a structure to them, use the ranking system as a structure if you must. Using the ranking system as a structure will give you at least 4 paragraphs, 8 if you seperate it into what you liked and what you didn't.
    Then you can have a final paragraph with your final words, is this flick worth a rental? Should we go out right now and buy it or wait for it to hit the TV?

    Work on that and your be fine and dandy, but being rude aint going to get you no where, if you put some heart into your review and expansion.
    Your get a barrel of thumbs up, applauds in the comments sections and etc :)

    1 year agoby @jayaottleyFlag

  17. Joker667

    ALL OF YOU ARE HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 year agoby @joker667Flag

  18. Daveactor7

    Terrible review

    1 year agoby @daveactor7Flag

  19. moviegeek

    @Joker watch it. I'm not going to waste time telling you how you should write a review since you obviously don't care. But grow up.

    1 year agoby @moviegeekFlag

  20. Joker667

    hey supes SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    1 year agoby @joker667Flag

  21. Dan

    Another awful review.

    1 year agoby @dan1Flag