Cloverfield: Review By LarveeK

What a deficient and unexciting piece of garbage this was!! Good Lord, who dreams up this crap? I would have taken my camcorder and run around some jungle in Africa or South America and caught view of some unidentified wild animals not ever caught on tape and displayed on discovery channel and with the help of a few friends screaming half hazardly, I would have ultimately created better footage. What was the hype about for Cloverfield. By the looks of it, any other produced piece of garbage out there seemed better to me. And please don’t even compare it to Godzilla or Stephen King’s The Mist because those two look like heaven on earth compared to this crap. I mean watching the statue of Liberty getting mutilated didn’t exactly bring that fear in me or induce some kind of adrenalin rush… And Yes, I didn’t like the Blair Witch Project either as that was in line with this crap…Dear God, please don’t let them make a sequal to this sh*t. Is it just me, anyone out there saw this for what it was worth? I absolutely hated the crap of footage that is Cloverfield and HELL NO! Am not recommending it to anyone. Watch it at your own expense, because I don’t even know why I did!! I needed a stiff drink after paying my 12 bucks for it!