Cloverfield: Review By TATORO

Jan 17th, 2008 by TATORO
i dont like this movie.
  • OVERALL
    1.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
the screen very fast and cant see clearly.

and run too fast.

sundenly here sundenly there.

sundenly cant see what happend.

i had watch it yesterday midnight show.

i watched it with my friend.

we dont like this movie.

the screen shooting run here and there.

all very fats and i cant see detail.

make my head pain and eye tired.

and suddenly the couple die and end the show.

really waste my time and money.

please dont make this kind of show.

make me want to worm it.

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Comments (83)

  1. Phatlightning

    saw this movie again last night, and I hate it even more.. just more sh*t I nit pick out of it. if you didn't find a reason not to like this movie, check out my review.

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag

  2. Bragg

    Lmfao nice rhyms Marcus. And yea, if anyone cares to check out my reviews and give me some pointers on how to make them better it would be greatly appreciated.

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  3. Marcusx

    ya, legacy22 is a jigaboo

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  4. Vamp

    I just saw this movie, and it was one of the most intense movies Ihave ever seen. This guy was wrong in my opinion!!!!!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  5. slysnide

    I just did a REAL review of this movie that does it justice if anyone wants to check it out. Plus I've got 24 other reviews, with the recent ones being really long and detailed, again, if anyone wants to check them out. Just throwing it out there.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  6. Bragg

    Lol I think he's black as well with an F in whatever english classes he has/had. Fo sheez

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  7. T.Clark

    No, i think he's just black

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  8. slysnide

    Uhhh, is it me, or is the grammar and sentences in post 75 below this just like TATORO?

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  9. legacy22

    yeah tataro.i admit da fact dat da screen very fast and things cant b clearly seen.but wait,what did u xpect ?da movie is about video ,recorded with a digital hand held camera.so da movie supposed 2 b lyk dat.and thats da same thing dat makes cloverfield unique..u never get da feeling of watching a movie which is an awesome thing.cloverfield is one of favorite movies

    4 years agoby @legacy22Flag

  10. slysnide

    Good idea. Let's start commenting random stuff like this that stems out of our reviews. After all, not many of the comments here are about him anymore.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  11. Marcusx

    i cant believe how much attention this guy is getting haha soon it will be at 100. makes me jealous. wish my reviews got this much attention lol

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  12. slysnide

    Yeah, like the cult comedy classic "Dark Star" which was horror legend John Carpenter's first movie, and actor/screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's inspiration for "Alien."

    Also, Wes Craven's first ever film "The Last House On The Left" isn't on this site either! In my opinion, it was even more shocking than "Psycho" for those who grew up around that time (though I don't know anyone who saw those flicks) and only the bravest of critics would praise it, same with Tobe Hooper's "TCM," though I reviewed that one cuz it's on this site.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  13. Vamp

    Oh really?

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  14. slysnide

    What's even more surprising is that multiple cult/old movies that I've been looking up to review aren't even on this website, so I can't review them.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  15. Vamp

    I was surprised to find out that I was the first to write a review on Ultraviolet, but what can you do?

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  16. slysnide

    I hope so. I just finished writing the very first review for "American Graffiti." I couldn't believe nobody had written a review for it before. It took like, near an hour.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  17. Bragg

    Could be, but Gui is still around. Let's slam him.

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  18. Vamp

    I'm willing to bet, slysnide, that that is probably the correct assumption.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  19. slysnide

    Then again, he still has no userpic, has only done 3 reviews and this was posted back in January. So does anybody think he left the site? Or got the message that his grammar and reviews suck?

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  20. slysnide

    Good point.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  21. Bragg

    I wish he would that way we'd have someone else to annhialate other than Juan Rodriguez

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  22. slysnide

    You're probably right on that. Surprising that he hasn't commented on any of this isn't it?

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  23. Bragg

    Lol good question AndrewRyan, I don't think anyone really did I think people are just playin' with the f*ck head.

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  24. Marcusx

    lol #60 officially most commented of all time

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  25. slysnide

    Question of the day.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  26. T.Clark

    "1 of 3 users found this review helpful"? WHO THE HELL FOUND IT HELPFUL?!?!

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  27. slysnide

    God this guy doesn't know how to review a movie.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  28. Bragg

    Tatoro, you suck the gay right out of Liberachi's anus

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  29. Marcusx

    lol i dont kno what else to say. i just wana bring the count up. tatoro, f*ck you

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  30. Bragg

    Well make that one. Haha. But still. Keep goin' Tatoro you fruit f*ck

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag