Clerks II: Review By Moviemaster75

Have you ever seen a chick give a donkey a blowjob?
  • OVERALL
    5.0
    SUPERB
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We've all seen some pretty f*cked up comedy movies and well usually if they're not "rated R" for "pervuasive language" then well its either one of those gay David Zuckerman movies (Scary movie, Disaster movie...etc) or a animated movie or just one thats between PG-PG13. Well this is one of those awesome "R" rated movies for "pervuasive language" and well also if it's a Kevin Smith movie (don't watch Zack and Miri make a Porno) but every Kevin Smith movie i've seen has been so funny that I needed an inhaler to help me breathe. One special thing about Kevin Smith movies they always say f*ck alot, I'm not a man that likes that kind of language but when it's funny I don't care. Also his comedy is so stupidly funny that its so funny! This is though the sequal, for some reason the black and white original, Clerks from 1994. This I may tell is THE best comedy movie I've ever seen (SEE IT CRYPT!) but then again theres also Beerfest and Super Troops but they fall around second and third. Once you see this then you see a different angle when you go to fast food restuarants (the main characters work a one) because what you're gonna se here is rasicm (racial slurs that I've never heard of other than "the N word") and tons of F-bombs. Which are funny! Well I can tell you this right now that the story is well a guy name Dante (Brian O' Halloran) who is having sex with his a co-worker and his fiance who is trying to choose between them. Unforgettables laughter (i saw this on Youtube, lol) like pot dealers, fire, jail cell and well swearing in all of it! This movie is just pure brilliant, a must see for all comedy or new to coedy and for everybody kinds of people. If you're a parent, don't let your kids see this holy sh*t of a hysterical movie its a adult movie (not really) well it's a movie that has to be seen but by people that just love movies. This is the comedy of comedys, the swearing of swearing, the darkest of the dark (not racial) comedys. Kevin Smith also stars in the movie as "Silent Bob" who well is a mute... or is he???

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Comments (3)

  1. bigmac2

    You are just a 40 year old virgin living in his mommys basement rotting like the f*g you are

    3 years agoby @bigmac2Flag

  2. bigmac2

    Quit talkin bout yourself

    3 years agoby @bigmac2Flag

  3. 313td

    Nice review.

    3 years agoby @313tdFlag