Caffeine: Critic Reviews

A witless examination of relationships and day jobs, Cosgrove's would-be comedy finds little humor in issues of infidelity, heartbreak (and bodily functions), resulting in a film that's hopelessly amateurish and creatively destitute.

The claustrophobic and poorly executed Caffeine is either a play in search of a movie or a movie in search of a play but, either way, it's searching for the wrong thing.

About as appetizing as a pot of dishwater coffee.

Overall, those are 88 minutes I desperately wish I could get back.

It's the movie equivalent of lukewarm coffee and day-old cake.

A largely unfunny, predictable, and tired crisscross of any number of lowbrow sitcom plots.

all talk and no action.

[An] overly antic coffeehouse comedy.

While I realize that the sophomoric angst served up here is some people's cup of java, it's artificially sweetened enough to drive me to herbal tea.