Borderland: Review By Moviemaster75

Your bullets cannot hurt us... Yea right!
  • OVERALL
    3.0
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
This is one of the 2007 8 films to die for. It scared me so hard i litterally peed myself! The torture ughh! Thats the kind of horror that scares the living sh*t outta ya! "Borderland" takes place at a town at the border between the U.S.A. and Mexico. It's Mexicans that do all of it! But the most jaw-dropping twist in this movie... Sean Astin! Or "Sam" from LOTR. surprised me so much.

This is also based on a true story, so feel sorry for those who 1: got their eyes cut out. 2:cut out bones in their neck. 3: Head cut off. 4: Slashed to death by micheates. Scary as hell. I saw the torture, i saw the strip clubs, i saw the blood. Its so real. Story, is to rise a man well... thing, he was human but a torturing demon or some sh*t.

Acting, how does getting slashed by a mischette sound like getting hit by a medal bat? How does getting stabbbed and slashed like 12 times still have you live? I don't no either and Sean Astin doesn't either i bet. Blame the director. Acting was... didn't amaze me, Sean Astin. WTF? Did they want so kind of box office or a record for they're sale? UGHHH! Visuals deserves a 5, blood was magnifecent, perfect, not too much but has it. But i just gotta say the torture, they found new ways, not like Saw, but new places to hit people, and new killing moves.

Overall 3 stars. Pretty good movie, I saw it on Sci Fi channel, they're showing "Crazy Eights" this week.

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Comments (2)

  1. ed_wood

    This movie wasn't too bad.

    4 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  2. The CryptKeeper

    eh, didnt like this one. but if you like gore and torture, rent the unrated version on DVD.

    btw Crazy Eighs sucked

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag