Boat Trip: Review By MutantFairy

The jokes are not funny & there is no nudity. I think the target audience for this film is 11-year-olds. Two men pretend to be gay on a gay cruise, there are some misunderstandings & one of the straight men learns that his homophobic ideas were wrong. Yawn. Not much happens so there isn't much to review.

There were so many opportunities for jokes but they were all missed. They could have had jokes about cruise ships or about dating but the funniest joke turned out to be part of the scenery. The Swedish Sun Tanning Team could have been funnier but they weren't shown enough to even be eye candy. The team doing jumping jacks is actually a "deleted scene"!

Roselyn Sanchez was good, not that her character had much to do. It's too bad that she was visibly uncomfortable wearing the sheer top in one scene. Maybe if Vivica A Fox had more scenes it might have been better. Cuba Gooding jr. is terrible in this movie. Horatio Sanz was not funny either. Roger Moore was ok as an old guy who is always hitting on the two straight guys.

This movie is a huge waste of time.