Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son: Review By Zak Lee Ferguson

Big Momma's House is a film where you may watch it realize that nothing can get any worse while you're watching it, but through the duration, it skips beats of actual storytelling and just tries to rely on gags, that you shouldn't give it the courtesy of calling them that. To go through paragraphs upon paragraphs as i do of description of this story would be petty and not worth while, as this review isn't, where i am typing this up, i could be working meticulously and thoroughly on my the Social Network Review, or The Kings Speech, or the fantastic, absolutely marvellous Desp*cable Me, that i had the honour of watching. But nope, here i am wasting my time away, the big question is Why? Why not click back space till the capital B at the beginning is gone, or make it easier and highlight it and then click backspace, or delete? Because i am going to rip this film apart till Martin Laurence actually goes online and sees fans of film such as ourselves mocking these benevolently awful films he releases on a daily basis.

Big Momma, a previous mission has become a habit for Martin Laurence's character, whose name escapes me, oh damn is that bad reviewing, no because this film doesn't deserve my attention, but it does deserve to be slated, bashed and beaten. So here he is FBI trying to get his step-son into college, Trent, but due to Trent wanting to be a rapper and to catch his step-dad in tricky spot, as to divert him to quickly sign him off for a deal he gets caught up in a maelstrom (cheap gun effects, silly slapstick sequences, and a man time and patience to do a vigorously over-drawn simplistically dumb-arsed score, yes David Newman, get a life, go on to some decent films). So through this they need to find a music box, its at a girls school, so then Trent can hide there, do a Wayen brother type White Chicks voice, look at girls sexually while under the idea he's a women. Big momma's voice is annoyin!. Trents annoying!The films annoying! I hate this movie!!!!

Its full of gags laughing at weight, vanity, stupidity, and fat people dancing, full of cheap gags, jokes, no story. I will give the last film credit, it had the vibe and authenticity that it needed, it was a spy film, he did spying, here it's just walking around, gag here, gag there, cheap joke here, some hip-hop rap here, a full out deleted scene from High School Musical 4. I was going to put it down to the director, and compare the previous, but as Trent says 24/7 "DAMNNNNNNNNN" it's the same director but still drooping into the depth of insane immaturity.

Laurence inhabits this character, yes the damn deranged,this also has Ken (Hangover) in this as a postman, why such a talented comedic actor is being reduced to small par-take cameos in tosh like this.

I would have walked out, but due to being with people, i couldn't. Worst cinema experience ever, boring, dull, tosh cheap, you must be daft, as well as deranged and tasteless if you like this film.

This film gets a turkey, no stars, zilch, nothing, a turkey.

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