No Stars-Turkey- Worst cinema experience ever, boring, dull, tosh cheap, you must be daft, as well as deranged and tasteless if you like this film.
Big Momma, a previous mission has become a habit for Martin Laurence's character, whose name escapes me, oh damn is that bad reviewing, no because this film doesn't deserve my attention, but it does deserve to be slated, bashed and beaten. So here he is FBI trying to get his step-son into college, Trent, but due to Trent wanting to be a rapper and to catch his step-dad in tricky spot, as to divert him to quickly sign him off for a deal he gets caught up in a maelstrom (cheap gun effects, silly slapstick sequences, and a man time and patience to do a vigorously over-drawn simplistically dumb-arsed score, yes David Newman, get a life, go on to some decent films). So through this they need to find a music box, its at a girls school, so then Trent can hide there, do a Wayen brother type White Chicks voice, look at girls sexually while under the idea he's a women. Big momma's voice is annoyin!. Trents annoying!The films annoying! I hate this movie!!!!
Its full of gags laughing at weight, vanity, stupidity, and fat people dancing, full of cheap gags, jokes, no story. I will give the last film credit, it had the vibe and authenticity that it needed, it was a spy film, he did spying, here it's just walking around, gag here, gag there, cheap joke here, some hip-hop rap here, a full out deleted scene from High School Musical 4. I was going to put it down to the director, and compare the previous, but as Trent says 24/7 "DAMNNNNNNNNN" it's the same director but still drooping into the depth of insane immaturity.
Laurence inhabits this character, yes the damn deranged,this also has Ken (Hangover) in this as a postman, why such a talented comedic actor is being reduced to small par-take cameos in tosh like this.
I would have walked out, but due to being with people, i couldn't. Worst cinema experience ever, boring, dull, tosh cheap, you must be daft, as well as deranged and tasteless if you like this film.
This film gets a turkey, no stars, zilch, nothing, a turkey.
Copyright T.M 2011 KickAss88/TheCultClassiscs