Awake: Review By Marcusx

Mar 28th, 2008 by Marcusx
Christensen was ok, Alba was hott, but stilla lousy actress
  • OVERALL
    2.5
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Hayden gets some sh*t ass roles lemme tell ya. this again was one of them. i mean i feel bad for the kid cuz he has talent and potential but when he gets cast in terrible movies like this with the hot and completely untalented actress jessica alba, you get a sh*tstorm of a mess. the story is weak at best with an ending that will keep you saying "what the hell just happened? was that it? thats the end? what happend to the culprates?!?!" honestly i wanted to see christensen in a diverse role and check this out and i find myself kicking my shins for doing so. see it if ya want but it was a total waste of money

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Comments (9)

  1. Shelley

    Sorry to disappoint you VIS, but Jessica Alba has stated on several occasions that she will never appear naked or topless in any film. But she also said that she was going to wait to get married to have sex and then ended up getting pregnant before she tied the knot.

    3 years agoby @shelleyFlag

  2. Bragg

    Wow, I actually kinda liked this one. It was interesting to think about like "what if that happened to me" you know? Not the whole story but the thing where he's still awake during surgery and sh*t. Also it had a cool twist. But just my opinion.

    4 years agoby @bragg1Flag

  3. Marcusx

    this review is skimpy at best. its not worth my time to redo it. but i blame the directing on star wars. jumper is his only decent movie i have seen. and even that had some dull moments. CK, youre a moron. you kno nothing about what makes a good film and you like anything you watch. as if anyone would trust your judgement on any subject

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  4. slysnide

    I can't recall ever seeing a good movie with Hayden. I heard that he was in this movie called, "Life As A House" or something, and that he was great in it, but I think his appearance in Episodes II/III of the Star Wars trilogy really killed his career. I mean it's like: "Uh, I thought he was supposed to be handling the transition badly, and be in breakdown mode, of which he resolves with murder, but not by being a whiny, and irrational jackass." He was really terrible in that. I wouldn't have expected this film to be any good anyhow. Bad plot. Sure it happens to people and I'm overly familiar with the subject, but that doesn't make it a good movie. I'm taking your advice on this, and won't see this to spare another black mark on Hayden's record that I would've thought back on l8r to determine if his new ones are any good. I think this would draw me away from his stuff.

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  5. The CryptKeeper

    Jessica alba's acting doesn't deseve an academy award, but it's not bad enough to even mention. She's waaaay better than that stupid hayden christianson idiot. Oh, you're dumb for thinking it's not a good movie.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  6. LeoNiDas' Lover

    alba is hot

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  7. Marcusx

    agreed, you can see her bear back but nothing good. its horse sh*t. shes hott, a lousy actress and refuses to be naked. how lame is that? ya cant make it in hollywood without showing your vag at least once...f*cking bitch

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  8. ed_wood

    It was bad, she sucks.

    4 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  9. T.Clark

    So alba's not naked? Not seeing it.

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag