'Avatar' Review By Raoul Duke

Films can go both ways (that's what she said.)
  • OVERALL
    2.5
    WORTHY
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
It's difficult not to have certain expectations going into a film. I try my hardest to be as neutral as possible as I sit down in a seat, doing my best to enjoy a film for what it is, not what I want it to be. I don't want to get my hopes too high and I don't want to go into a theatre hating a film that I haven't even seen yet. However, it doesn't always work. Some movies you want to play out exactly as you envision them - as you expect them to be. But going to the movies is a gamble. Films can go both ways (that's what she said.)

But Avatar!...Avatar! I thought Avatar was a sure thing. I put all my money on Avatar...and I'll give you three reasons why: The Terminator, T-2, and The Abyss. That track record alone is enough to get me in the theatre. And even though I'm not by any means a fan of Avatar (downright didn't like it), I'll still see a sequel just because Cameron's the man and he deserves respect. Plus, the second act is usually the juiciest part of a story.

But FUUUUCK! What happened? What is this? This is what I was so amped up for? What my buddies and I were talking so much about the weeks leading up to its release? This is what Cameron has been planning for over a decade, developing new technology just so he could make this "epic?" The only epic part about this film IS the technology, and of course, the mountains of bills being stuffed into its 3-D g-string.

I didn't see this in 3-D. I guess I should mention that. But I don't feel a film should have to be seen in 3-D to get the "full experience." The story should come first before anything visually, and sadly, Cameron just doesn't come through. It's a story I've heard a thousand times. And while I can acknowledge the notion that every story takes from stories before it and everything is basically a copy of something else, Avatar is just too predictable for James Cameron. He brings no originality, other than visual, to a plotline as old as the bible.

- A young warrior is selected to infiltrate a people to learn the secrets of its destruction. But he falls in love with this new world and its inhabitants and eventually turns and rebels against his own people and his former ideals.-

This is all good stuff, but Cameron puts no spin, no style, nothing unique that would makes us forget we've heard this story before...many, many times. And surprisingly, the acting does nothing to help. Sigourney Weaver and Giovannia Ribisi are two stereotypical crusaders for their respective causes; science and industry, bickering back and forth over what is morally right and what is financially right. I found my attention wandering immediately. Who cares about "Unobtanium" and which side is right in how to OBTAIN it? Retarded.

Sam Worthington is bland the film throughout. What is the big deal with this guy? Why is everyone on his nuts so hard? I just don't see it. A lacking script regardless, Worthington had more than enough to work with to produce an engaging character: paralyzation, a dead twin brother, this is all meaty stuff. But Worthington puts this aside, focusing more on being an action hero than developing his character. I, at no point during the film, cared about Jake, his plight, his confusion, or pretty much anything he did.

I cared even less about the Na'vi. I'll read some Zinn (or the news) if I want a good genocidal scare. This theme is all too real in our own world for me to care about some fictional peoples' peril. I cared more about Ferngully than Pandora, fo sho fo sho.

And the fact that people are becoming severely depressed about Pandora being fictional is insane. I mean, you're pissed about the fact that you don't get to run around bare-footed in the trees and be a child of nature? So am I! So are most of us, I'm sure. But I'm also depressed I can't be a wizard, or a cowboy, or Fox Mulder. But get over it. Grow up. You can thank our ancestors, and technology, and our overworking of the planet for eliminating that possibility for us. It's like white mans guilt reversed - white mans jealousy. The Doors said it best: "People are Strange."

And while I obviously didn't like Avatar, I have to acknowledge the beast that it has become. I was in awe at the beauty of the film. The detail and color are astounding. The beasts, the beads of sweat, the lifelike expressions on these 8 foot tall Smurfs - amazing. Advanced motion capture and a super-computer that can melt your face churn out a world that is guaranteed to engage you visually, just not emotionally. These methods will be used on all future films requiring special effects, I'm sure. And in no way is that a bad thing.

And of course, look how much money is being taken in. Yes I know, inflation, blah blah blah. But you can't deny close to $2 Billion dollars. And it'll probably pass that.

Insane.

But strip aside the money, the mania, and the groundbreaking effects, and you have a film as weak as its leading characters legs. Jake Sulley can stand on his own better than Avatar. And though I tried my hardest not to, I expected more from the man who gave us the T-1000 and Ed Harris bitch-slapping the sh*t out of Mary Mastrantonio.

Stephen Lang was the sh*t, though. When he went Patton on that gunship with his handgun...T*TS!

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Comments (13)

  1. Zak Lee Ferguson

    @raoulduke33 i agree- as usual!

    2 years agoby @Zak-Lee-FergusonFlag

  2. Zak Lee Ferguson

    @Ilikepie202 i dont think people catogsarise films the same way as many others do Pie- as a comic book adapt- it is a strong film. This AVATAR is a bolshy arrogent stuck up piece of sh*t!

    2 years agoby @Zak-Lee-FergusonFlag

  3. Raoul Duke

    For me it was. Maybe not you.

    4 years agoby @raoulduke33Flag

  4. IlikePie202

    really? The Incredible Hulk, better than Avatar? you're joking, right?

    4 years agoby @Ilikepie202Flag

  5. Paolo Sardinas

    @Luvdomus:
    Obviously your main goal in life is to comment on people who didn't like Avatar. I'm surprised you haven't made a comment on my review yet. This site isn't for half-baked teenage boys but there are plenty of them on this site. Raoul, on the other hand, isn't one of them. So either you offer something constructive or post up your own "intellectual" review or you can join the real "half-baked teenage boys" that do roam the site.

    5 years agoby @sardinasFlag

  6. Raoul Duke

    I've got tears on my doobies because you don't agree with me.

    5 years agoby @raoulduke33Flag

  7. Luvdomus

    What an anti-intellectual review. Is this a site for half-baked teenage boys?

    5 years agoby @luvdomusFlag

  8. Raoul Duke

    The Hangover was definitely my type of comedy. But even if it wasn't, it get's credit from me for originality in a world of remakes and repeats. But Goats is definitely my top comedy of last year; along with A Serious Man. Both great.

    And don't worry about the crazies on here. Like you said, we all have way too much time on our hands if we're on this site. And racism? What the f*ck?

    5 years agoby @raoulduke33Flag

  9. slysnide

    Hell yeah. I gave "goats" either 5 or 4.5. While I've not seen "Hangover" it didn't look like my type of comedy. Point being that I don't see how that gets nominated and wins over "Goats" which was the funniest film of the year based on an equally hilarious book. Great casting too.

    Oh yeah, and this dumbf*ck newbie seems to think I'm a racist for my opinions on the film. 5hrs ago he made his first and only comment on my page, blasting it saying I have too much time on my hands, and I thought 'gee well we all have too much time on our hands if we post stuff here all the time.' haha. I mean if I wasn't stuck in Auburn then I'd probably not be on this site. My best bud's right up in Chico, which is right roud the bend from here by 90 minutes, though he took off for study abroad in Quebec City so I don't know anyone else up there right now, otherwise I'd bail for Chico since just hanging out at that school is better than a lackluster community college.

    5 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  10. Raoul Duke

    Sam could have made his performance more interesting. He could have spoken up and said, "Hey, this character feels pretty dull, James. Let's try and make it better. How about I try this?" I'm sure it's pretty intimidating giving suggestions to such a big director, but you can't put all the blame on Cameron. I found Sam's performance boring. Not just Cameron's direction of him.

    And yeah, Stephen Lang was amazing. Did you see The Men Who Stare at Goats? He was hilarious in that.

    I'll check your review out soon. Thanks for reading, Sly.

    5 years agoby @raoulduke33Flag

  11. slysnide

    I agree with almost everything. Except when I go into a film I don't expect it to be something I really want to see from A-Z. Nor is it Sam's fault that his character lacks so much. It was JC's. Being the writer/director, he called the shots on this one and didn't eleaborate on the character, so there was nothing Sam could do about it. And I saw it in 3D and still wasn't that impressed in comparison to how average the effects were to other heavy effects laden films like "King Kong" (2005), "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" (2008), and the "Star Wars Prequel Trilogy" (1999/2002/2005). Point being people don't fret about those worlds not existing, so I totally agree with you on the Pandora depression thing. Except "Fern Gully" (1990) isn't a good example since fictional pixies rather than nature were pitched as the victims there, and the villian as being not corporate loggers, but some spirit who utilized corporate logger technology to his advantage. After all, the 2 loggers in that movie were dimwits. I however agree 1000% that Stephen Lang was the only badass thing about it. A good follow up to his role as Charlie Winstead: aka: the man who shot John Dillinger dead in reality, and in "Public Enemies" (2009).

    Did you check out my review yet? I pointed out similarities to history and books/films/doc*mentaries etc etc. Good review. A thumbs up from me!

    5 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  12. Raoul Duke

    Man, I really hope not, but I wouldn't be surprised.

    5 years agoby @raoulduke33Flag

  13. Null and Void.

    Great review. Truly awesome.

    The sad thing is that this movie is probably going to win Best Picture in March. Damn it all to Hell.

    5 years agoby @soylentgreenFlag