Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel: Review By RavenX5 God of Light

STOP F*CKING RAPING OUR CHILDHOOD, HOLLYWOOD
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Im getting pretty sick on Hollywood f*cking around on our childhood, there raping everything that we love so much,but no they do it always for the money and this piece of cow sh*t thinks it can beat Avatar at the box office??....big mistake, morons.

The Alvin and the chipmunks franchise were damn popular in my childhood, but in the year 2003,fans heard of Fox acquiring the rights to make a live-action CGI hybrid movie of Alvin.We were all stoked,but when the movie got released in the year 2007,we got so pissed off,we were gonna kill ourself's in a bloody cliff.

2 years later,Fox has released Alvin and the chipmunks 2 the Squeakel

and now there adding the Chippetes, but that doesn't mean its good.The plot revolves around the chipmunks,now that there famous,is at their top of the game,until Dave got hit by a giant Alvin billboard and gets injured...how cliché T_T.

Dave decided to send them to school and staying there for a while with

cliché annoying wanna be jocks and screaming psycho fans sorrounding them.The chipmunks then meet the Chippetes and their rival by the the nerd guy who works with Alvin and now...you know, same old damn thing.

I know what you'll say "OHH YOU'RE SUCH AN IGNORANT, THIS MOVIE

FOR KIDS U KNOW", and yes I know it's a kids movie, but the jokes are worthless and The Chippetes are a bunch of ignorant whinny little bitches. Jason Lee as Dave still sucks balls and the romance relationship, they ripped it off from Avatar I swear to God.

The story and dialouge are very damn bad and the characters have no charm at all,they just repeat their dumb catch-phrases like forever in the movie and it never stops.Now with Warner Bros making another sh*tty live action CGI hybrid movie version of Yogi Bear, isn't better to go to Hollywood and beat the sh*t out of them?

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