Alone In The Dark: Review By Marcusx

Trash
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Uwe Boll is a f*cking moron.

This movie is absolute sh*t. the fact this guy still has a job in the film industry astonishes me.

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Comments (12)

  1. Shelley

    I would not go so far as to say I thought it was trash, but overall I thought it was just ok. It was good seeing Christian Slater again though.

    3 years agoby @shelleyFlag

  2. kyle_hannah

    You gotta admit though it's fun watching Boll fail

    4 years agoby @kyle-hannahFlag

  3. T.Clark

    SHUT THE F*CK UP JR!!!

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  4. LeoNiDas' Lover

    !@#$%^&*((+$@!%$!&%#!*&^$#!&$!#()+_!)$@%*()@%* f*ck that shioyyretew

    4 years agoby @thejokerrulesFlag

  5. Radimus-83

    way to much info, Travis!!

    4 years agoby @radimus-83Flag

  6. T.Clark

    Yeah, and his dick reaches that far too

    4 years agoby @insertusernamehereFlag

  7. Marcusx

    thats what bolls abilities reach to

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  8. The Boondock Saint

    this was a videogame based movie so i saw this and it was terrible just terrible

    4 years agoby @combatmadness360Flag

  9. Radimus-83

    yeah i seen all of this. f*ck it was terrible!!

    4 years agoby @radimus-83Flag

  10. Marcusx

    ya actually

    4 years agoby @marcusxFlag

  11. Phatlightning

    did you really see this movie?

    4 years agoby @sxers2k1Flag