Alice in Wonderland: Review By laballistar

Mar 5th, 2010 by laballistar
What... The... Heck!!!!
  • OVERALL
    2.0
    POOR
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Ok this movie was not Alice in Wonderland this was some kinda of messed up sequal. For those who have not seen this movie yet let me just tell you something... This is NOT Alice in Wonderland. This movie shoulda been titled "Alice Returns to Wonderland" This movie was soooooo bad. I was so let down by it. The best part was probably the end when the Mad Hatter does his crazy dance. This movie was more of a classic warrior faces the dragon type of movie. Or in this case warrior faces the Jabberwocky.

I honestly couldnt tell you the point of this movie. It starts off with some *sshole asking her to marry her and then out of no where she sees the white rabbit and follows it into... the rabbit hole. then she does the whole grow tall, shrink thing for about 5 minutes. And then goes into wonderland, which by the way is called Underland. They rushed the meetings of the characters. with in the first 15 minutes u've already met tweedle dum and tweedle dee, the caterpiller, the doremouse, the white rabbit, and the bad guys.

Im sorry i just thought it was dumb, there was no point to making this movie. Heres my advice to Tim Burton... if you're going to make an Alice in Wonderland movie DO IT RIGHT!!!

Don't go off and make a story of your own.

the acting was good though. The only person i didnt like was ann hathaway she was waaaaayyyy to into her role

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Comments (5)

  1. Zak Lee Ferguson

    still guys this movie is shoddy, its a sell out, the script is condoned to death, so blunt Johnny Depp was nominated for a performance such as this level is idiocy. so that shows the ignorence and stupidity of the awards. Yes he didnt win it but still nominating him for this bogstandard piece of sh*t, TIm Burtton you have cut my in a ay it hurts so bad!!!!!!

    2 years agoby @Zak-Lee-FergusonFlag

  2. laballistar

    actually ur both Oblivion and Warhawk are wrong, this is Tim Burton's on story. The secong Alice in Wonderland is called Through the Looking Glass and Alice was only 7 1/2. And Alice became Queen of Wonderland in that story.

    3 years agoby @laballistarFlag

  3. Oblivion330

    You obviously didnt do your research, in the previews Alice is obviously not a little girl, so that should have clued you in right there. And second this movie is based on the second book in which Alice returns to Wonderland. But I do agree with you that the movie should have been called "Alice Returns to Wonderland"

    3 years agoby @oblivion330Flag

  4. ed_wood

    Burton has said all along that this is after the original Alice story.

    3 years agoby @ed-woodFlag

  5. Warhawk613

    This movie is actually the second book just to tell you.

    3 years agoby @warhawk613Flag