300: Review By JR

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  • OVERALL
    5.0
    SUPERB
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals


300 being based (loosely), upon the battle of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans stood there ground at the Hot gates and lead by an unshakable King Leonidas (Gerard Butler), against 1,000 nations strong army, that was the Persian Empire. As with all great tales of good versus evil, the heroes are the underdog and naturally they come up against impossible odds. 300 is the perfect comic yarn that was made to be put on the big screen for that very reason.

What makes this film separate itself from the usual Hollywood (and mostly inaccurate), historical epic or superhero tale is that it was adapted from the five part mini series that Frank Miller (Sin City), wrote and illustrated almost a decade a ago. No doubt it was only matter of time that this story was going be become apart of the ever growing list of comic book films as well as the sword and sandal epics from Hollywoods golden era. Zack Snyder (Dawn of the Dead 2004 version), who has become apart of the current generation of film makers who are lucky enough to be able to bring such stories to life with the aid of digital technology. 300 was shot entirely against blue screen so as to be able to re-create ancient Greece the way Frank Miller illustrated it, giving the film a heightened sense of reality that gives it an artistic and dynamic quality that only Sin City had previously and had fully utilised with convincing results.

The battles scenes are a sight to behold making for brutal but memorable film making that’s worth the price of admission alone. The battles are on par with both The Lord of the Rings and Matrix trilogy’s, they have a balletic quality which gives those scenes a sense of awe as blood flows like wine and men die like flies. Be warned this film is not for the squeamish or the easily offended the film not only shows the graphic nature of battle despite been stylised but also the harshness of ancient Greek society. The film has even caused controversy in Iran. Iranian’s have spoken out about how there Persian ancestors are being portrayed as monstrous, soulless beings. This film is far from being the kind of epic that is designed to educate but to merely entertain. So once you have paid your ticket for admission expect two hours of epic testosterone filled action and you will get what you paid for.

Besides Gerard Butlers stoic and boisterous performance as King Leonidas, Lena Heady puts in a solid performance as Queen Gorgo. David Wenham despite his minor but important role as Dilios puts in his usual best. As for Rodrigo Santoro as God King Xerxes he plays the role with arrogance aired by an androgenesis manner. Most certainly noteworthy of performances is Andrew Tiernan as Ephialtes, a deformed Greek who wishes to join King Leonidas’s army. As it is expected over the coming months most of us will see blockbuster after blockbuster but it always comes down to how good the story is and how tight is the direction. Thankfully 300 delivers both.

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Comments (18)

  1. JR

    i thought you were kissing ass and sucking dicks menace.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  2. Menace

    Your f*ggot ass didnt right this sh*t

    4 years agoby @darkknightsucksFlag

  3. Preach

    Loved this film. your all better than me at writing reviews. I can't be arsed and my wrighting skills are not the best.lol

    4 years agoby @preachFlag

  4. JR

    dumbass..lol

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  5. Vamp

    Centuries means hundreds.....they didn't have birth certificates hundreds and hundreds of years ago!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  6. JR

    they have for about 40 years your 16 so.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  7. Vamp

    Didn't have Birth Certificates centuries and centuries ago.....

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  8. JR

    prove it.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  9. Vamp

    Young man?! I'm a vampire. Centuries and centuries old!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  10. JR

    lol im gonna be better than you and travis young man so shut it.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  11. Vamp

    Keep telling yourself that!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  12. JR

    f*ck you im better..lol

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  13. Vamp

    I still got you beat though! ;)

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  14. JR

    yeah i acualy decided too make a long one and show my true writing skills..lol

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  15. Vamp

    Good job there JR!!!!!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  16. JR

    true words..lol and the best ones.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag

  17. MovieBuff

    Nice review.... I'm glad you begin by saying it is historically incorrect. I'm a history teacher and you'd be surprised how many of my students actually thought that's how the battle took place.

    Yes... I liked the movie (even with its incorrect depiction) because of all the testosterone it displayed.

    King Leonidas - "This is where we fight! This is where THEY die!"

    Persian - "Our arrows will blot out the sun."
    Stelios - "Then we will fight in the shade"

    King Leonidas - "Spartans! What is your profession?"
    Spartans - "HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!"
    King Leonidas - "You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did"

    King Leonidas - "Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!"

    King Leonidas - "Give them nothing! But take from them everything!"

    Dilios - "Immortals. We put their name to the test."

    After seeing THIS movie, you leave the theater wanting to kick someone's ass haha

    4 years agoby @moviebuff123Flag

  18. JR

    yes it,s me i did,nt copy it,s realy mine i took time and decided to do this right.

    4 years agoby @supbitchFlag