11-11-11: Review By Jay.A.Ottley

Jan 5th, 2012 by Jay.A.Ottley
ONE PARAGRAPH REVIEW COMPETITION 4
  • OVERALL
    1.0
    HORRIBLE
  • Story
  • Acting
  • Directing
  • Visuals
Taking forth upon a best-selling author, Joseph Crowne with a past, survives a car crash unscathed at 11.11, is called back home to help his brother attend to his dying father and he begins to acknowledge the uncanny numerical appearances of the number 11.11. Is this just a coincidence or is he destined for something bigger than himself with his esteemed fame? The acting is as atrocious and unrealistic as the character and plot development as they could come and never grow and are just withered to die. Your a best-selling author and no one comes and asks you for an autograph or to sign one of your books, but yet a crazed fan will try to kill you? The unrealism is ballistic! i bet James Patterson and J.K.Rowling still get asked for autographs. And that's not the worst part especially with the simplistic fact you have a villain that looks Freddy Kruger sexually assaulted the Wish-master and that the Dream Child was a rape baby ( Craven Puns intended). An unoriginal flick trying to milk upon the whole low budget found footage / conspiracy story arc malarkey, either that or Darren Lynn Bousman is trying to compete with Uwe Boll. Stay clear away from 11.11.11 your life depends on it.

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Comments (15)

  1. Jay.A.Ottley

    @corey lol, i know it was awful, but one of my New Year's Resolutions was to review every film i watch no matter how bad it is :)

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  2. Corey

    Hated this movie too. So sh*tty that I never wanted to review it.

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  3. Jay.A.Ottley

    @daveactor7 Well i thought i'd give it a shot, I've thoroughly enjoyed DLB's previous films but this is just horrendous

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  4. Jay.A.Ottley

    @SherlockHolmes2009 @SpaceCowboy

    Thanks guys

    As well @XxNickTheFilmCriticXx right back at you dude :)

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  5. Daveactor7

    I figured this was terrible

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  6. XxNickTheFilmCriticXx

    @jayaottley -- Nice one. Good luck with the competition!

    5 months agoby @XxNickTheFilmCriticXxFlag

  7. thedude-abides

    @jayaottley Lol!! Wow. That sucks.

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  8. SpaceCowboy

    @jayaottley Love the metaphors. Great paragraph review.

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  9. SherlockHolmes2009

    nice 1 paragraph

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  10. Jay.A.Ottley

    @thedude-abides I know i've been Ghost Protocol for a while haha.

    But really man the demon was horrendous, it looks like a $1 halloween mask wearing the same attire as the wishmaster smashed with a sith warrior, with his freddy kruger ass looking butt ugly mug of a face.

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  11. Jay.A.Ottley

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    Enjoy my One Paragraph Review dudes and dudettes and of course the first Movieweb Review of 11.11.11.

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  12. thedude-abides

    @jayaottley Mission accomplished :D

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  13. Jay.A.Ottley

    @thedude-abides @bawnian-dexeus

    Thanks dudes :) The review was actually 2 sides of A4 and i just trimmed it down to slit in with this One Paragraph Review Comp and well just keeping the main points :)

    Glad i made you laugh dude, My objective succeeded with this review.

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  14. Bawnian©-Dexeus

    Good paragraph

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  15. thedude-abides

    Hahaha. Those last few sentences were hilarious. Great review, man.

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