10,000 B.C.: Review By iseerobots

I saw 10,000 BC on Friday with Maritza and the fellas. I haven't been able to sit myself down and right this though. I don't know why. Prolly too much MMARMY. That's OK. There isn't really a lot to say about it. It was alright. Totally stupid but alright. I had fun but Cory was disappointed and David said that it was garbage. I wouldn't go that far. As to call it garbage but it wasn't like high cinema or anything. It was fun though and that counts for a lot.

The deal was that there was this cave dude who was part of this tribe that got ravaged by these evil horse riding slave finders. His whole tribe got taken away. It sucked. What sucked worst wast that they got the chick that he loved the most. This blue eyed broad that everyone thought would lead to like better days for his people. There was this prophecy or something. There was a lot of prophecies in 10,000 BC. It was that kind of flick.

Anyhow his people get nabbed and he somehow evades being nabbed. That was totally lucky cause otherwise no one except for like old women and kids would have been there to save everyone. That's the only one that the slavers left behind. The useless. I can dig that though. Who needs to take care of them when there are pyramids to build. That's what the whole deal with the slaving and all that was. Pyramids.

I'm pretty sure that this wasn't a historically accurate movie because the evil Egyptians or whoever they were had mammoths helping them pull stones up ramps. I think they were extinct by the time of the pyramids but what do I know? It may have been that way (It totally wasn't) Plus I think that the mammoths would have melted in the dessert heat. Sh*ts hot there dude. Way hot and mammoths are all furry and stuff.

So dudes like THE ONE. The one that will like bring all the tribes together and save the day and all of that good stuff. He's totally the one. He unifies everyone from the icy place that he came from through the African plains to the Egyptian dessert. All for the girl. D.I.F.T.G That's what they should have titled the flick. 10,000 B.C D.I.F.T.G. That means Do It For The Girl BTW. Cause it's really not so much about his peeps as it is about his chick. She's cute though, except for her raggedy dreadlocks but that aint nothing that a haircut, shearing can't fix right?

We saw the two of them at Wondercon. The lead dude and the chick. She looked pretty good. They had a 10,000 BC panel. The director was there too. He was cool. They all answered questions and stuff. It was pretty fun. They gave out pins and other crap so that we could wear it around and advertise the flick during the comic convention. I didn't but I did pin it to my wall when I got home. It's like a souvenir of a fun day in San Fran. Dave and Cory flaked which sucked, for them cause they missed a good time. They made up for it though by coming to see 10,000 BC with us. I kid. The movie was no where near as fun as Wondercon. Not by a mile yo.

Anyhow, I suppose that this is like one of those deals where if you think that this movie'll be cool then you'll prolly like it. It's not the best thing in the world but it's not the worst either. It's fun and stupid. If you like that sorta crap then hey man, knock yourself out. I do like that sorta crap and I had a fine time. Others in THE GUMI didn't so take that and make of it what you will....

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