‘Machete Kills’ Poster with Sofia Vergara as Desdemona

The ‘Modern Family’ star shows off some very big guns in Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming action sequel.

Feast your eyes on Desdemona's big guns in the latest Machete Kills character poster, featuring Modern Family's Sofía Vergara strapped into another one of director Robert Rodriguez's attempts at redefining the classic six-shooter. This falls in-line with Rose McGowan's leg gun in Planet Terror and the guitar-case guns in Desperado, but will anything ever top the crotch gun seen in From Dusk Till Dawn? Desdemona's weapons of choice certainly come in a close second.

Machete Kills Sofia Vergara Poster

Machete Kills was released October 11th, 2013 and stars Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofía Vergara, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga. The film is directed by Robert Rodriguez.

Sources: IMP Awards
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  1. JonSpidey07

    Sofia is so damn sexy and she will be put to good use in this kind of movie :)

    2 years agoby @jonspidey07Flag

  2. undeadslayer4

    that is awesome

    2 years agoby @undeadslayer4Flag

  3. Dan

    I am loving all the hate today. Gooood gooood.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  4. Mr.K

    Looks like somebody has been watching Robo Geisha and made a poster out of this.

    2 years agoby @mr-kFlag

  5. Corey W.

    Spy Kids 5 for 2014....even worse. Eh, guess we can get the nightmare over with sooner.

    2 years agoby @coreyFlag

  6. Corey W.

    @kguy I'm not a fan of him at all. He goes ahead and makes crap like this, then he'll release Sin City 2 (which will hopefully be good), then he announces Spy Kids 5 for 2015. He's on a sh*t train.

    2 years agoby @coreyFlag

  7. K.Guy

    @corey Rodriquez lost me a long time ago. If Sin City 2 doesn't look good, it's over. lol

    2 years agoby @kguyFlag

  8. ROFLitschristian

    So hot, but so, oh so dumb.

    2 years agoby @ROFLitschristianFlag

  9. Corey W.

    @kguy Right? Such a lame rip-off of something so lame already.

    2 years agoby @coreyFlag

  10. K.Guy

    I keep thinking about Austin Powers X3

    2 years agoby @kguyFlag

  11. Corey W.

    This movie will suck major dick.

    2 years agoby @coreyFlag

  12. the Narrator

    @dan1 Says I, and thus it's correct. ;)

    2 years agoby @narratorFlag

  13. thedude-abides

    @dan1 Lol. I was just about to say, "Machine-gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?"

    2 years agoby @thedude-abidesFlag

  14. ejk1

    As if Vergara's boobs weren't powerful enough...

    2 years agoby @ejk1Flag

  15. Bane5000

    Reminds me of a female version of Sex Machine on From dusk Till Dawn :]

    2 years agoby @bane5000Flag

  16. Dan

    @narrator Says you.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  17. the Narrator

    @dan1 But... it's not hot now.:P

    2 years agoby @narratorFlag

  18. Dan

    Fembot. We've seen that. But never as hot.

    2 years agoby @dan1Flag

  19. Mwheeler1324

    ........Really!! Think I'm waiting till this comes out on DVD.

    2 years agoby @mwheeler1324Flag

  20. Bawnian©-Dexeus

    Lady Gaga is gonna sue

    2 years agoby @bawnian-dexeusFlag

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