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The CryptKeeper's Movies I will NEVER EVER see

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Comments:57
Random movies that looked horrible. No order.



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Superbad Do I even need to state my reason?
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The Full Monty Men stripping? No thanks.
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Sex and the City: The Movie It's all a bunch of BS.
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Bride Wars Looks lame (No offense Vamp!)
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Disaster Movie These movies are stupid, and they are getting old.
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The 40 Year Old Virgin I hate crude humor... and Steve Carell.
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Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds I hated the first.
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Naked guy. Gay.
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story The title says it all. And also naked guys.
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Freaking stupid.
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Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Freaking stupid, and just like most of these faggoty movies- naked guys.
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A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Doll Graveyard I prefer not to say my reason.
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Step Brothers Naked guys.... THIS IS A GAY WORLD WE LIVE IN!!!!!!
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan I bet that poster was created by the biggest fag of them all... ADAM SANDLER!! Gay.
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Journey to the Center of the Earth I despise Brendan Fraiser. Sorry if I spelt his last name wrong.
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Race to Witch Mountain THIS LOOKS HORRIBLE!!! 1- They ruined it by having kids be the aliens. Whenever you get kids to play serious roles, it just doesn't work. One of the VERY FEW exceptions being The Omen. 2- Dwane Johnson isn't a comedian!! The jokes that he pulled were horrible! 3- It's Disney, so automatically I won't be able to take it seriously. I hope there's a remake in a few years, and it's rated R or AT LEAST PG-13, because this movie could have been something great.
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Dance Flick So gay...
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen The first sucked.
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Date Movie Looked terrible. If trailer are suppose to show the best parts of movies, then...
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Team America: World Police Puppets screwing each other? I hope that was wrong information I saw given...
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57 Comments


June 1st, 2009 12:22pm
so you have harold and kumar on this list and fav comedy movies
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May 22nd, 2009 6:28pm
more like just shit

and MAYBE Sarah Marshall, ill check out
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May 22nd, 2009 6:42am
team america is the shit!
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April 5th, 2009 6:08pm
For me, it's sorta half right half wrong. Team America, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Zohan, Step Brothers, and Walk Hard are worth your time. As for the others (Journey to the Center of the Earth in particular), they all look, or were pretty cruddy.
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March 11th, 2009 8:05pm
Thanks, Screenwriter.

and SoylentGreen, i guess you missed the drums.
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March 10th, 2009 10:36pm
nobody's naked in Step Brothers
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March 10th, 2009 12:38pm
I agree with most of these but Zohan isn't horrible. Its a little decent. And I agree on Race to Witch Mt. I think it looks horrible too!
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March 9th, 2009 3:16pm
I thought Race to Witch Mt was a remake.

and sorry, Wolf, but I thought Tranrformers was horrible, of what i saw.
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March 9th, 2009 1:23pm
If you didn't know, "Race To Witch Mountain" is actually the sequel to film that was made nearly 40 years ago. And how dare you, "Transformers" was AWESOME!!! Just kidding, you know I'm all about everyone having there own opinions.
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March 9th, 2009 6:00am
glad to hear that. most people dont agree with anything at all.
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March 7th, 2009 10:01pm
i agree wit everything cept transformers 2 and step brothers
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March 3rd, 2009 7:57pm
I doubt it...
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March 3rd, 2009 5:40pm
journy to the center of the Earth's good. It's funny!
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March 1st, 2009 10:42am
and as for judging movie before i see them... well, isnt that what trailer are made for? so we can judge whether a movie looks good or not? well, these are all the movies who either looked really bad, or have a story that i have NO interest it at all.
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March 1st, 2009 10:39am
Well, I did forget a few other exceptions for kids playing serious roles. Of course, theres plenty of them, but i really mean to say "I hate it when kids play roles that should be played by adults." like Spy Kids. i realize it's called Spy KIDS, but never get kids to play spies.

as for male nudity... you dont watch all movies with your mother, at age 14, do you? yea, its not because im too immature to handle movies, but because mom and i are both movie lovers, so we watch them. thankfully she let me watch Good Luck Chuck alone. i actually dont mind male nudity when im alone. actually i freaking hate it when im alone, but it doesnt embarrass me... well because im alone.

and MovieBuff... im not saying women are gay. female nudity has been so... well, forget it, its in every freaking movie, and women (at least my mom) arent bothered by it.

how would you like to watch Sarah Marshall next to your mom. but aside from the fag part, it looks like a movie that wouldnt appeal to me... just not funny by my personal standards.

and as for Sex and the City a half a star... that was an accident. i was joking around about rating it... and i accidentally did. lol
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March 1st, 2009 10:24am
Question: Why do you have a half star on Sex and City Movie if you've NEVER seen it or never will? How can you rate a movie without seeing it?

I agree with alot of these movies on your list Crypt, but at the same time you are judging movies without giving them a chance. Most of these movies are average at best... nothing great, but they're still good enough to see once and be a judge for yourself. To simply neglect to see them because of male nudity? That's ridiculous. Most guys that are uncomfortable with male nudity on film are usually insecure about their sexuality. They're afraid others might think that THEY are gay just because they went to see a movie with male nudity... and liked it. Not even close.

So what are you saying? Women are gay when they go see a movie with female nudity? I don't think so. You're being irrational when you won't go see a movie because of one lousy scene of male nudity. When I went to go see Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I did not know about the male frontal nudity scene and was caught by surprise.,, but I actually thought many other scenes were funny. Not a great movie, by far, but a decent, funny movie.

Race for Witch Mountain and Tranformers 2 don't look like movies that belong in the "avoid at all costs" list. At worst, they look like average action flicks. You say one of the exceptions of kids playing serious roles is the Omen... how about The Sixth Sense, Poltergiest, Children of the Corn.... and I've think I've written way too much so I'll stop here... but they're a plenty of excellent movie where kids play serious roles... and do well.

Anyway... I agree with most of the list, but calling all these movies "gay" because they show male nudity is.... well.... gay. haha
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February 16th, 2009 8:22pm
you're one of the few, thanks.
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February 16th, 2009 6:15pm
transformers will be amazing and 40 yr virgin was good.but i pretty much agree with everhting else
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February 1st, 2009 5:05pm
lol, thats an awesome scene! one of the best! "do you like Huey Lewis and the News?" haha
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February 1st, 2009 11:33am
Well if you havent seen Dexter Season 3 it's really great the Miguel Prado character is really differant i though Jimmy Smits really made the season something special. American Psycho is great though nothing cracks me up more than "Hey Paul" and then he screams and slams the ax in the guy head lol
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February 1st, 2009 9:27am
I dont care about asses, its the front that bothers me. the show guy's butts in PG movies! lol besides, all those parts are awesome, in American Psycho. though i think if we wanted to, we could probably see Bateman's front in American Psycho during the chainsaw scene, or when he's in the tanning bed. but i wont be the one to look closely for it. lol

Dexter is the best show EVER! lol, i love it. but i dont get showtime, so i have to see it on DVD, like i did with the first 2 seasons.
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February 1st, 2009 8:15am
Tarantino has Ving Rhames's ass if i'm not mistaken in Pulp Fiction during the whole "bring in the gimp scene"...disturbing scene by the way. Dude your favourite movie of all time American Psycho has male nudity all over it
1. Bateman chases hooker naked with a chainsaw
2. Bateman looks at himself in mirror while screwing hookers (lol that was funny though)
3. That long opening scene where Bateman showers while he narrates about his lifestyle

BTW seeing as you are an American Psycho fan isn't Dexter the greatest show on TV lol off topic but kind of similar in a way i suppose lol
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January 31st, 2009 7:34pm
thanks for reminding me to add Team America to this list. lol
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January 31st, 2009 7:34pm
What movie did Tarantino do male nudity?

heres my intake on male nudity. it seems as how its sort of new (besides a few 80's flicks like Re-Animator). and since all these gay people are coming around asking for rights, well, maybe since straight guys get female nudity a lot, maybe these gay guys want nudity that turns them on. i am not bashing gays, im just saying.]

you're never gonna convince me that male nudity is ok. to me, theres a difference between female, and male nudity.
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January 31st, 2009 3:06pm
It doesn't make the director gay lol Quentin Tarantino isn't gay...he's weird as hell but he's not gay. Sacha Baron Cohen isn't gay in fact his wife is sssmokin hot! Zack Snyder isn't gay...a huge nerd who won't get laid yes but gay no. All of these directors have male nudity in at least one of their films it's just a way of conveying a scene. I like Crude humour when it's smart like in South Park, Wonder Showzen, and Team America but yeah stuff American Pie and Duece Bigelowe is really dumb. If male nudity shouldn't be shown then female nudity shouldn't either it's essentially the same thing a naked person. I'm pretty sure girls aren't too fond of all the titties and snatch in horror movies so what's the differance. Not that i'm all for male nudity trust me i like the vag lol but subjects shouldn't be taboo because generally they are done for the sake odf art not exploitation.
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January 30th, 2009 9:31pm
I don't think it makes me gay, i think it makes the director gay. there are some things that don't need to be discussed, or shown.

i also hate crude humor. keep humor at people acting dumb, not getting naked, touching women, and talking about "private parts" as people call it.

i actually thought Sarah Marshall looked bad, even WITHOUT that one part. Superbad. Guys having sex? not very entertaining.... Step Brothers... I really dislike both of the actors, Will Ferrell, and John C. Reily.
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January 30th, 2009 7:18pm
Race To Witch Mountain looks totally gay lol forgot to mention that but it was a very important and truthful thing to say
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January 30th, 2009 7:16pm
I disagree like...majorly with a lot of these movies. No offense but in my opinion it's ignorant to just assume something is bad without actually watching it to be honest that renders your list (at least to me) obsolete. Dude are you in touch with your sexuality??? Do you think that watching a movie with one nude scene will make you gay? It doesn't work that way brother lol you're missing out on some good movies. I don't get why people are so avidly against nudity but they are perfectly cool with watching someone get hacked up with an axe??? Transformers=one bad ass action movie. I agree with you on some of the movies most of the spoof movies are unbearably bad and would cause many people to shoot themselves after viewing i myself finished Epic Movie while looking for my fathers glock lol
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January 24th, 2009 11:41am
thanks, finally some one agrees with me. (for the most part)
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January 11th, 2009 3:49pm
and also one more Transformers 2. I mean I dont know if its gonna be good but i thought the first was very entertaining.
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