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		My Comment	My Rating	User Average	Lists
1	Defiance	It gives the characters in Knocked Up a new set of bad ass jews to worship and idolize.		(Not Rated)	In 27 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
2	Gran Torino	One of Eastwood's all-time bests. I loved every minute of it.		(Not Rated)	In 62 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
3	Paul Blart: Mall Cop	Fuck off. I liked it.		(Not Rated)	In 30 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
4	My Bloody Valentine 3-D	Even without the 3D, this is still a great slasher flick. Harry Warden graciously earns a place next to Freddy, Jason, and Mike in the hallowed halls of stalker fame.		(Not Rated)	In 46 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
5	Inkheart	A rip-roaring adaptation of Cornelia Funke’s beloved first novel. It will open your imagination and might even urge you to read a book.		(Not Rated)	In 28 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
6	Donkey Punch	Does for Sex on Boats in 2009 what Jaws did for Swimming in 1974.		(Not Rated)	In 5 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
7	Coraline	A stunning stop-motion masterpiece that ate at my eyes like a bad acid trip. Henry Selick and his crew have created another iconic piece of animation that will slowly nestle itself into the American cult subconscious.		(Not Rated)	In 29 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
8	The Pink Panther 2	This live action cartoon brings Steve Martin back to his roots as a magician. He is able to pull some solid old school gags out of the banality of this dumb franchise. And that’s pretty amazing.		(Not Rated)	In 19 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
9	Fanboys	A by-the-numbers road comedy that relies on age old Star Wars jokes. Luckily, it is shot through at warp speed, and its cast is incredibly likable.		(Not Rated)	In 16 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
10	Taken	A slammin' good time had by all. This is exactly what I want in a Drive-In movie.		(Not Rated)	In 86 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
11	Friday the 13th	Douche bag killer Jason Voorhees returns as a mean backwoods mongoloid with an array of archery trophies and a damn fine power walk. I wish we had more down time with him and less inane chatter from his potential prey.		(Not Rated)	In 100 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
12	Under the Sea 3D	A fully immersive experience that proves how valuable all this new 3D technology can be. It’s like an amusement park ride that allows you to get incredibly close to nature. And it will leave you soaking wet.		(Not Rated)	In 4 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
13	Miss March	It grew on me like a bad venereal disease. It's not particularly funny, but something is compelling me to watch it again.		(Not Rated)	In 8 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
14	Fast & Furious	More enjoyable than the first three films combined. This franchise pulls itself out of a tight curve to delivery one of the funnest, trashiest films of the year!		(Not Rated)	In 115 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
15	Alien Trespass	A harmless little ode to true Drive-In sci-fi cheese. Too bad you'll probably never see it.		(Not Rated)	In 2 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
16	The Objective	Spooky! The ending left me baffled, but I enjoyed it's unnerving ways.		(Not Rated)	In 5 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
17	Eleven Minutes	A fascinating look at one truly lazy asshole, proving that personality can out way artistry and commerce.		(Not Rated)	In 1 List	Add To List Rate Review
18	Edge of Love	One of the greatest untold love triangles gets a pretty good little movie and a great ensemble cast.	(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 4 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
19	TOKYO!	A searing social commentary from three foreigners that looks deep into the dirty veneer of modern Japan. True fans of Godzilla will certainly love the second act.		(Not Rated)	In 2 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
20	American Violet	An eye-opening drama that brings a unique twist to the legal thriller.	(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 7 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
21	The Last House on the Left	A brutal crowd pleaser that actually takes the original film upon which it is based and defines it for this generation.		(Not Rated)	In 32 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
22	Watchmen	An epic achievement that exceeds all expectations. While it will have diehard fans reeling with glee, others might be baffled. As one of my esteemed colleagues said: It is the Dune of graphic novel adaptation.		(Not Rated)	In 172 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
23	Sin Nombre	A heart pounding drama that will leave you writhing in your seat.		(Not Rated)	In 2 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
24	Phoebe in Wonderland	Elle Fanning gives a phenomenal performance. Sure. But it’s not something I would seek out on a Saturday night. This is not a fun movie.		(Not Rated)	In 6 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
25	Anvil! the Story of Anvil	A great documentary about a Canadian band struggling to live way past its prime. Funny as shit.		(Not Rated)	In 3 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
26	Explicit Ills	Like a harmony Korine movie without the queer derangement. Too bad it turns into a message movie at the end.		(Not Rated)	In 3 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
27	The Cake Eaters	A quiet, simple story that proves Mary Stuart Masterson has chops as a director. An excellent drama, it almost felt too...Short.		(Not Rated)	In 6 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
28	Tokyo Sonata	Listen up, this might just happen to you!		(Not Rated)	In 1 List	Add To List Rate Review
29	Earth	A beautiful film, exciting and full of exotic life.		(Not Rated)	In 6 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
30	Adventureland	If Superbad was a sixer of Shlitz, this is a fine malt whiskey. Its a little dry, but exceptionally poignant.		(Not Rated)	In 20 Lists	Add To List Rate Review

Defiance

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

It gives the characters in Knocked Up a new set of bad ass jews to worship and idolize.

Gran Torino

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

One of Eastwood's all-time bests. I loved every minute of it.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Fuck off. I liked it.

My Bloody Valentine 3-D

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Even without the 3D, this is still a great slasher flick. Harry Warden graciously earns a place next to Freddy, Jason, and Mike in the hallowed halls of stalker fame.

Inkheart

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A rip-roaring adaptation of Cornelia Funke’s beloved first novel. It will open your imagination and might even urge you to read a book.

Donkey Punch

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Does for Sex on Boats in 2009 what Jaws did for Swimming in 1974.

Coraline

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A stunning stop-motion masterpiece that ate at my eyes like a bad acid trip. Henry Selick and his crew have created another iconic piece of animation that will slowly nestle itself into the American cult subconscious.

The Pink Panther 2

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

This live action cartoon brings Steve Martin back to his roots as a magician. He is able to pull some solid old school gags out of the banality of this dumb franchise. And that’s pretty amazing.

Fanboys

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A by-the-numbers road comedy that relies on age old Star Wars jokes. Luckily, it is shot through at warp speed, and its cast is incredibly likable.

Taken

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A slammin' good time had by all. This is exactly what I want in a Drive-In movie.

Friday the 13th

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Douche bag killer Jason Voorhees returns as a mean backwoods mongoloid with an array of archery trophies and a damn fine power walk. I wish we had more down time with him and less inane chatter from his potential prey.

Under the Sea 3D

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A fully immersive experience that proves how valuable all this new 3D technology can be. It’s like an amusement park ride that allows you to get incredibly close to nature. And it will leave you soaking wet.

Miss March

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

It grew on me like a bad venereal disease. It's not particularly funny, but something is compelling me to watch it again.

Fast & Furious

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

More enjoyable than the first three films combined. This franchise pulls itself out of a tight curve to delivery one of the funnest, trashiest films of the year!

Alien Trespass

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A harmless little ode to true Drive-In sci-fi cheese. Too bad you'll probably never see it.

The Objective

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Spooky! The ending left me baffled, but I enjoyed it's unnerving ways.

Eleven Minutes

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A fascinating look at one truly lazy asshole, proving that personality can out way artistry and commerce.

Edge of Love

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

One of the greatest untold love triangles gets a pretty good little movie and a great ensemble cast.

TOKYO!

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A searing social commentary from three foreigners that looks deep into the dirty veneer of modern Japan. True fans of Godzilla will certainly love the second act.

American Violet

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

An eye-opening drama that brings a unique twist to the legal thriller.

The Last House on the Left

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A brutal crowd pleaser that actually takes the original film upon which it is based and defines it for this generation.

Watchmen

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

An epic achievement that exceeds all expectations. While it will have diehard fans reeling with glee, others might be baffled. As one of my esteemed colleagues said: It is the Dune of graphic novel adaptation.

Sin Nombre

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A heart pounding drama that will leave you writhing in your seat.

Phoebe in Wonderland

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Elle Fanning gives a phenomenal performance. Sure. But it’s not something I would seek out on a Saturday night. This is not a fun movie.

Anvil! the Story of Anvil

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A great documentary about a Canadian band struggling to live way past its prime. Funny as shit.

Explicit Ills

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Like a harmony Korine movie without the queer derangement. Too bad it turns into a message movie at the end.

The Cake Eaters

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A quiet, simple story that proves Mary Stuart Masterson has chops as a director. An excellent drama, it almost felt too...Short.

Tokyo Sonata

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Listen up, this might just happen to you!

Earth

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A beautiful film, exciting and full of exotic life.

Adventureland

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

If Superbad was a sixer of Shlitz, this is a fine malt whiskey. Its a little dry, but exceptionally poignant.

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