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And also Webs , Cripes ya know me too well bub! that's exacly how it happened the before time series last time i checked was at like number 8, i watched the first as a kid but enough is enough! there like the Saw series, oh wait that already made the list. :\. An as far as the Saw series goes as i said the first 2 were good but jus how good of a "story" can you have in eight movies? most series get to a third an the story begins to were thin (Rocky, Star Trek, Etc.) this is goin to eight? crap in a hat.
An as far as Apatow goes, i dont hate ALL his movies, Crypto you know i liked Knocked up as well as 40 year old Virgin, but the excesive cussing gets annoying! if i wanted to hear that id be playing Halo 3 with a bunch of 6 year olds online!
And finnaly Zack an Miri was one of the dumbest movies ive seen in awhile, great potential with Mewes (who was the best part of the whole movie how can ya not love someone named Lester the Mollester?)but when every sentence has the F word in it it just shows bad writing.... like Survivor. Zing! take that phony reality TV! your on my next list!!!!! thanks Guys! :)
And wow, that's pathetic for the Land Before Time flicks.
Also Crypt Land Before Time has like 17 entries in the series. How do I know this? Well I watched the first one when I was in kindergarten, so.... yeah. I seen some random kids DVDs here and there at video stores. I think JB just pulled a random entry in the series as his pic for that rant which just happened to be movie #5.
What say you, JB?
Ok, for the Sandler movies- THANK YOU FOR AGREEING ALL HIS MOVIES ARE THE SAME! You, me, and my buddy Eric, are like the onlt people on Earth, that think all his movies are just the same bad story, and dick jokes all over again. Sure, he has a few good movies, like Reign Over Me, The Wedding Singer, and Funny People has other main actors to lead Sandler away from his normal shit, but overall, his movies ARE BASICALLY ONE MOVIE!
Remakes- While I end up enjoying most of these remakes, because they're a little different from the original, I still think it's a little excessive... Actually A LOT excessive. I didn't even know they were making a Total Recall remake. I'm sure the effects will be better, but nothing beast Arnold.
The 'Movie' movies- Ok, not every single one of them is awful, but they're all bad, if that makes sense. They really need to stop. I think it's a nice idea to spoof recent & hip events, and movies. But they just can't do it right.
Van Wilder- Ok, i hated the first movie so bad. But I thought the Rise of Taj, while random, and makes no sense to even make, I thought it was quite a bit better than that shitty first. They made a part 3: Freshman Year. It's like a prequal, and it wasn't too terrible. Had some good moments.
Bring it On- Damn, I didn't know anyone even wated any of those movies to begin with, except guys who can't see girls anywhere else, or girls who like those kinds of things...
Offensive comedies- YES! This shit has to stop right here, and go down until no one can even remember this shit anymore. They are all the same. They talk abotu dicks, and how much they wanna fuck a girl, then they find someone they love and... Oh, God just the thought of this makes me sick. There are few people who can do crude, and make it funny, and the general population of movie-makers aren't them.
SAW- Ok, buddy, this is where I draw the line. SAW is one of the best, most complicated storylines for a horror movie ever made. And the best part is, you get good story, but lots of blood, too! I heard they're making 8 of them, and even I'll agree that's a bit much, but I'm open to see how it goes.
X-Men wannabes- While I enjoyed Push, it wasn't special at all. Just a bunch of teens running around with powers... Gee... Original. But I still liked it, and the crowd that it's geared toward, won't know th difference (13 year olds).
Land Beofore Time movies- Hell, I thought there were just 3 or something. 5????? That's insane! Even kids should think that's bullshit.
Jona Brothers, and other teen pop-stars- I really do not have a problem with these guys. While none of them can sing, or act in the real movie world, I think it's cool that little kids have someone to look up to, that isn't into all the sex, and drugs that Hollywood seems to make to obvious to the public.
Two things though: number 1) I can explain the unholy popularity of Disney stars on the rise, just look at Vanessa Hudgens, she takes nekkid pix of herself then blasts them all over the net while simultaneously apologizing and saying they were private for her boyfriend (I mean c'mon, if they were for Efrom then how did they end up on the net by transference of cell phone to cell phone - it had to be her or him - thats right folks - publicity to further a career), and look where that got her. She's now miss celebrated high school musical 3 and Disney never kicked her off their children's brainwash slew of shows and films.
Also number 2) is that unecessary remakes should be the top number one spot!