B. Alan Orange's Boos! of 2009

		My Comment	My Rating	User Average	Lists
1	Bride Wars	The shrieks of estrogenic joy coming from the theater were enough to shrivel any proper man’s business out of physical existence. This one’s strictly for the ladies. Guys need not apply.		(Not Rated)	In 32 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
2	The Unborn	Some pretty cool looking monsters and a lot of gratuitous camel toe should keep The Unborn’s core audience pleased. If you’re looking for substance, it’s best to look someplace else.		(Not Rated)	In 46 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
3	Hotel for Dogs	Cute. Harmless. Bland.		(Not Rated)	In 17 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
4	Push	Put the gun in your mouth. Pull the trigger. That's good advice.		(Not Rated)	In 39 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
5	The International	It’s half a good movie. The Guggenheim shoot-out is exceptionally well shot. But the ending left me baffled. I shouldn’t have to shrug my shoulders with indifference walking out of any given theater. But here, I was forced to.		(Not Rated)	In 17 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
6	Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail	A horribly incompetent attempt to marry blatant drag queen humor with the overwrought tale of a miserable, drug-addled hooker.		(Not Rated)	In 29 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
7	Must Read After My Death	Unavoidably daft and a little too personal. The curtains are open wide, but what is going on inside this house is none of our business.	(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 3 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
8	Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li	Maybe you'll laugh, maybe you'll cry. Maybe you'll have a good time, or maybe you'll demand your money back. It all depends on how you respond to really, really, REALLY bad movies in general.		(Not Rated)	In 40 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
9	The Great Buck Howard	Boring!		(Not Rated)	In 5 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
10	Sugar	I just didn't care about this guy, nor did I want to traipse through life with him one day at a time. Ugh, it's tiresome.		(Not Rated)	In 3 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
11	Fighting	Terrance Howard should be fired from acting.		(Not Rated)	In 20 Lists	Add To List Rate Review

Bride Wars

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

The shrieks of estrogenic joy coming from the theater were enough to shrivel any proper man’s business out of physical existence. This one’s strictly for the ladies. Guys need not apply.

The Unborn

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Some pretty cool looking monsters and a lot of gratuitous camel toe should keep The Unborn’s core audience pleased. If you’re looking for substance, it’s best to look someplace else.

Hotel for Dogs

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Cute. Harmless. Bland.

Push

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Put the gun in your mouth. Pull the trigger. That's good advice.

The International

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

It’s half a good movie. The Guggenheim shoot-out is exceptionally well shot. But the ending left me baffled. I shouldn’t have to shrug my shoulders with indifference walking out of any given theater. But here, I was forced to.

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

A horribly incompetent attempt to marry blatant drag queen humor with the overwrought tale of a miserable, drug-addled hooker.

Must Read After My Death

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Unavoidably daft and a little too personal. The curtains are open wide, but what is going on inside this house is none of our business.

Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Maybe you'll laugh, maybe you'll cry. Maybe you'll have a good time, or maybe you'll demand your money back. It all depends on how you respond to really, really, REALLY bad movies in general.

The Great Buck Howard

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Boring!

Sugar

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

I just didn't care about this guy, nor did I want to traipse through life with him one day at a time. Ugh, it's tiresome.

Fighting

My Rating:
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Terrance Howard should be fired from acting.

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