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The CryptKeeper's Horrible Movies

Items in List:42
Comments:57
These are just some horrible movies. No order they all just suck.


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1
Feast Flat out stupid. 2 of the executive producers were Matt Damon and Ben Affleck... They know nothing of the horror genre.
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Punisher: War Zone Not getting Tom Jane was the biggest mistake. Plus the fact that it was almost a remake... a crappy remake. Too retarded, with lame dialogue.
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3
The Love Guru .......freaking stupid........
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4
American Psycho 2 WORST SEQUEL EEEEEEVER!!! It'd take too long to explain. Just read my review.
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5
Me, Myself & Irene Could have been good.... but ruined for reasons I prefer to keep to myself.
(Not Rated)
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6
Superhero Movie I don't think I need an explanation.
(Not Rated)
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7
Gingerdead Man 2 GAY!
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8
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective The sex change ruined an already lame movie.
(Not Rated)
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9
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday Doesn't even have Jason.
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10
Click The 'making of' Adam Sandler is where this already horrid movie lost me.
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11
Blazing Saddles Stupid. Why is this thing a classic?
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12
Transporter 3 Bad everything. Horrible sequel, to 2 good movies. They better not make a 4th.
(Not Rated)
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13
Exorcist II: The Heretic Boring, stupid, too many damn plot holes.
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14
Scary Movie 'Scary' is right! This movie is beyond bad!!
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15
Norbit I didn't laugh once.
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16
Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance Bad dialogue, and boring due to stupidity.
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17
Street Kings Boring. Huge let down. Nothing original.
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18
Sukiyaki Western Django Bad everything (sorry Vamp!)
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19
Final Destination 3 Really bad plot, and not so good on the acting... and everything else for that matter.
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20
Return to Sleepaway Camp One of the worst movies ever made. Pathetic deaths, and horrid in every way.
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21
Prom Night Bad plot, plot holes... everything.
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22
Ferris Bueller's Day Off I didn't laugh once, and I hate Matthew Brodrick.
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23
House of the Dead 2 I liked the first because it was funny... this one isn't.
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24
Psycho This is the remake, not the original. This is a scene-for-scene word-by-word remake of the original. Pathetic.
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25
Phantasm Dreadful acting, bazillions of plot holes. No matter where they are in the city, they are always close to the cemetery.
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26
Moonstruck Bad acting, and bad plot.
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27
Unearthed I can't remember too well, but of what I do it was pretty bad.
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28
Death on Demand New title- Porn on Demand. THERE WAS NO DEATH!! JUST STUPID SEX!!!!!
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29
Beowulf He gets naked to fight a monster?
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30
The Hills Have Eyes 2 Bad EVERYHITNG! It would take too long to explain...
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57 Comments


November 12th, 2009 4:37pm
"GingerDead Man 2"? lmao Wow the title just sounds bad. lol
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November 2nd, 2009 5:22pm
wow, what a list...i disagree with a few like Ferris Bueller, Transformers, Midnight Movie( i thought it was mindlessly entertaining lol). I can tolerate ace ventuara for a certain amount of time. But it seems you have really high standards, is that true?
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May 31st, 2009 3:35pm
How can you not like Ferris Bueler? It's a classic!
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May 5th, 2009 9:58pm
i kind of appreciated beowulf in what they were trying to do with the cgi, he was naked to fight the monster to prove mind and brute strength over muscle. don't ask me though. heh-heh
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April 29th, 2009 3:50pm
yea, Beowulf was disturbingly bad... and man, it's terrible that people actually like Ace Ventura. No offense. lol
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April 28th, 2009 10:15am
I disagree with Click, Ace Ventura, and Ferris Bueler...everything else oh yeah you're right on the money. Although Norbit i laughed a lot but i don't tell anybody that lol. OMG i though Beowulf was going to be so good then i saw it in the theatre and was just like.......wow this is boring AND pointless
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March 23rd, 2009 10:10am
thanks for not being an asshole, AND agreeing with most of them lol
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March 22nd, 2009 2:45pm
i love to c people who say thet "your opinions wrong" (cough-VIS-cough cough) i agree with most of these but i did enjoy ferris bueler , beowulf , and transformers
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March 17th, 2009 5:35pm
I get that a lot.
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March 17th, 2009 5:05pm
I really don't get you.
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March 3rd, 2009 7:56pm
thanks, JohnnyBlaze. and gir, i guess thanks as well. lol, but it didnt really end there.
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March 3rd, 2009 3:37pm
jason 10 was the best its where it ended
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March 3rd, 2009 12:16pm
wOw looks like ya got alot of feedback on this list,i like how u have a comment to justify every crappy movie on this list. Beowolf sucked on so many accounts its not even funny which can be said about Superhero movie or any other "blank movie" not even funny...
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February 28th, 2009 9:03pm
I couldn't even finish the stupid thing.
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February 28th, 2009 9:00pm
click was ok. but by a hair! that's it!
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February 17th, 2009 7:34pm
Transformers is one the second page.

i couldnt bear Ace Ventura, and I think i made it to the 'making of' part in Click before i turned it off... I couldnt take it any longer.
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February 17th, 2009 7:11pm
other peoples comments say u had transformers on this list, i guess u took it off. anyway i personally think Click is adam sandlers best movie and his best performance.and ace ventura might not be that great but i laughed my ass off literally every 5 minutes or so.but i mainly agree with most of this entire list
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January 31st, 2009 7:28pm
Thanks, man
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January 31st, 2009 6:15pm
I agree with everything but Transformers...but i've already expressed that lol. Rest of the list i can understand there's a few flicks on there i enjoyed certain elements of but for the most part i agree.
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January 6th, 2009 6:33am
Same here.
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January 5th, 2009 9:52pm
Like I said Nosferatu is okay the first time but after seeing it more then twice it not that good, and it a silent and balck and white movie, I have been tainted by modern movies so I dont really like black and white and silent movies

BlizZzard
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January 5th, 2009 9:16pm
ya, ya, ya. Everyone's gotta give me grief on that one. lol
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January 5th, 2009 8:58pm
"Dracula" was awesome! lolz.
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January 5th, 2009 8:38pm
I still need to see the original one with Bella Lugossi, but I am not sure I'll get to it for a while. I thought Nosteratu was a just ok film.
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January 5th, 2009 8:15pm
Maybe, maybe not, I couldn't tell you, comparibly to other protrayals of Dracula, and the story, this is best, and less comical, I like the original Bella Lugossi version but his protrayal propagated the comical vision of Dracula, Although I'm not a fan of the movie Nosferatu,(silent and Black and White movie) that along with Bram Strokers Dracula are the most correct ways, as he was depicted in the book, but I have never read the book, but learnd it in class

BlizZzard
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January 5th, 2009 6:57am
Ok, I guess I'll leave it, I still am kind of surprised it's as liked by everyone as it is. Maybe it's an age thing, but I don't think so.
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January 5th, 2009 12:33am
Leave it how it is, I was stressing an opinion, not trying to sway you, just clarifying up why you didn't like the movie, I see where you're coming from, and this goes back to our discussion on No Country for Old Men

due note that I disclude Keanu Reeves in that movie, his shit in it, absoulte shit, but every body else is good

BlizZzard
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January 4th, 2009 2:53pm
and **NOW** i despise it

(in the first paragraph at the end)
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January 4th, 2009 2:52pm
Blazing Saddles was freaking retarded. there's a difference between comedy, and stupidity. Me, Myself and Irene... maybe i should take that one off, because i remember i hated it, but i only remember one reason why. and i prefer not to mention it, unless you'd really like me to. Ace Ventura stared off crappy, but then the sex change ruined it, and not i despise it.

Street Kings was a huge let down. there was nothing special about it, and it was boring to me. Beowulf i just hated everything. too much to say, but basically i had a real tough time taking it seriously. Transformers, well Shia's mother really ruined it, and besides that what Raoul Duke stated. and Megan Fox isn't as much of a fox as advertised... especially in Transformers. she looked pretty average IMO (im not gay). i actually like Michael Bay. Bad Boys 1&2 are awesome, along with The Island with Ewan McGregor, and Scarlet Johansen (spelling???).

and Raoul Duke- the Psycho on there is the remake, not the awesome original by Hitchcock. and i like Jim Carrey, just not those 2 movies he's in. thanks
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January 4th, 2009 1:56pm
Dude...crypt...there's so much wrong with this list. I mean, it's your opinion, but it's the second time today you've made me say "wow" lol

Why do you hate comedies so much? THEY ARE COMEDIES. I are meant to entertain, and for the record, those 3 I mention are some of the better ones. Yeah, they can be stupid at times, but you have to get past that and recognize it's a comedy. You say you hate comedies, so I guess you're just bias. I mean, Blazing Saddles...Me, Myself, and Irene...Ace Ventura...What? They're comedies...you didn't think they were funny? Just go with the flow and don't hold them in such high of a standard

Street Kings, Beowulf, and especially Transformers...what did you not like about those? Street Kings was one of the best "under the radar" movies of the year...Beowulf could have been better but it doesn't deserve a spot on "worst movies"...and what the fuck man, Transformers??? What were you expecting with that? Lord of the Rings epicness(that's a word now). It's Transformers directed by Michael Bay...it had humor, an exceptionally hot Megan Fox...Shia was great in it...the special effects were mindblowing...I mean, not every movie is gonna be Oscar worthy, some are just meant to be fun, and for the record, Transformers was more than just fun...action packed, funny, it even had a decent story and acting for a Bay film...that just baffles me.
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